as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

When you’re on a writing kick but the brain ain’t braining and everything you wind up writing sounds like independent sentences from a fifth grader:

Also the synonyms are not synonym-ing so there’s thirty sentences with “balked” or the phrase “X heart sank” (I’m writing Sickfic atm)

Where did all my talent/skills go 😭

Honestly I think half of fashion is just dressing like a clown but with the attitude of "go on, say something"

i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this

A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME. X

Tagged by @jazzythursday to do this picrew. Thank you, hun! <3

I shall tag (no pressure): @finitevoid @everfairestar @kindness-ricochets @wespertilionidae @sixofcrowdaydreams @fizzysugarwater andddd anyone else who'd like to do this!

we picked the same choker. as we should <3. snake earrings and hello kitty shirt combo really is just your vibe boiled into its essence. also i DO the hand heart thing irl. people walk by and i just make a <3. half the time its sarcastic but i do it so much that ive got half my workplace trained to do it back at me everytime they see me. its funny because i look super emo

Potion of fucking idiot

his videos make me feel like I'm awake at 5 in the morning against my will and everyone else at the party is either unconscious or staring at the corner like the blair witch

bonus under cut

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

SSR Leona Kingscholar - Club Wear Voice Lines

When Summoned: Do as I say and I'll give you your just reward: A little thing I know you all love called victory.

Summon Line: 'Kay then, let's get this match started already. Y'know, and be all "sportsmanship-like".

Groooovy!!: There's no such thing as a miraculous win. The strongest, smartest team comes out on top... That's all it is.

Home: Guess I'll go an make light work of 'em.

Home Idle 1: Ruggie's always finding ways to slack off during practice, but he actually does okay during matches. But that's 'cause he just really wants to win.

Home Idle 2: Booing? Wrong, that's just more cheering. It's great hearing all those noisy people shriek just 'cause they're scared by how strong we are.

Home Idle 3: Epel's got the drive and spirit. Sure, he's got potential, 'cept he's just not that good at remembering the more complicated strategies... Geez.

Home Idle - Login: There's a lot to learn even from losing a match...? What fanciful crud. Results are what matter. There's no point in not winning.

Home Idle - Groovy: You can watch if you want, but... I ain't gonna listen to any complaining if you get hit by a disc or some stray magic bolt.

Home Tap 1: Flying ain't hard at all. All 'cause some fussy hoity-toity chamberlain forced onto me everything he knew.

Home Tap 2: Magical Shift is a sport that requires a ton of strategic thinking. Sometimes tactics need to be switched up on the fly based on the current state of the game... And coming up with those maneuvers are what makes this fun.

Home Tap 3: Only the team captain wears this longer-style jacket. Makes it easier for everyone to know who the boss is, don't it?

Home Tap 4: My brother considers Magical Shift to just be a national pastime. Even though I think it'd make a great resource for tourism if we could put together an elite team for the world league.

Home Tap 5: Shouldn't I go watch the team practice? Listen, our regimen prizes each team member's initiative for self-improvement above all else. Yaaaaawn...

Home Tap - Groovy: Don't bother cheering during the game. It'd be better if you could just keep a tight hold on Grim. He's an eyesore, always jumping around.

Duo: [LEONA]: Epel, just do what I tell you. [EPEL]: Leave it all to me, Leona-san!

Compendium of insanity

Jester's Smile, 2/20/2024

If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

Reading as a kid: "I can tell that this is supposed to be an emotionally moving ending, but I genuinely cannot remember who two-thirds of these characters are."

Reading as an adult: *reads a paragraph* *pauses* *reads the same paragraph again* *flips back and re-reads the preceding page to make sure you didn't misunderstand something* *stares into space for ten minutes as the Implications sink in*

Rhiannon McGavin, Staircase wit

Betsy Russell on the set of SAW 3D (2010)

Its me boy the ps5