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Sassy Assassins and Awkward Chantry Guys

@idonia-dovahkiin / idonia-dovahkiin.tumblr.com

Early '90s Lady ~ She/Her ~ Demisexual/Biromantic ~ Animal Lover ~ Book Collector ~ Paranormal Entities & Things Fascinate Me

I just had a thought that I personally find hilarious. A yautja hunting a human in the woods, actively chasing her. But the human is a botanist who was out there studying plants and keeps calling time out on the chase to prevent him from stepping on different plants. "Don't step there that plant is endangered." "Not there either, it's vital to the local beetle population." "STOP! That one is my favourite!" And it happens enough times that the hunter eventually stops and says the yautja equivalent of "Lady, sort your fucking priorities out."

And maybe he's impressed and slightly smitten by her sheer fucking audacity but that's neither here nor there

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Watch Your Step

Pairings: Vic'tao (Male Yautja) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 1616

Summary: A botanist who is exploring an alien planet when you start to get hunted by an unknown figure. But every time he gets close, she screams at him. Pleading and demanding he doesn't step on this plant or that plant. Vic'tao is confused and wants you figure out your priorities.

Author Note: When I was writing this at work, I kept on smirking and giggling to myself. My coworkers were so confused on why. If only they knew what I wrote. This was adorable to write too! Thank you for the ask.

One of your scientists urged you to take him along since it was dangerous out there. This was a lone expedition you were taking though. Nothing out there would harm you. This planet was one you’ve been studying for some time. Sending all of your research back home to earth for others to analyze as well. Here has given you plenty to research about.

what a legend

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cascadianstuntman

Nothing can match this energy

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readabooknotablog

fun fact: these are actual vocal warm ups he would do, and used this as a way to interact with the audience while being able to stretch while performing .

also he was a witch and he used it as a spell like look at that power

This performance at Live Aid literally was unlike anything anyone had seen. No one, and I mean, NO ONE has ever owned a crowd like this.

Other performers have literally said since, “Freddy basically changed live performance forever and left us NOTHING.” (affectionate)

I am convinced he was blessed by the gods. He was a fucking herald for said gods or something. Hell, there’s that vid of the Green Day fans waiting for the concert to begin and fucking singing in perfect fucking harmony to Bohemian Rhapsody! Freddy isn’t even alive and he still fucking commands a crowd!

Full performance:

You always hear about a good concert rattling your teeth out, and this is definitely one of them

40 years later we’re still heaping praise on a 20 min set from Queen, and for good reason.

So you know how snakes use their tongues to smell? Wouldn’t it be funny if Lucifer had that ability too? Like, he would stick out his tongue to smell the perfume you’re wearing or to see if he can guess what you’re cooking in the kitchen before he walks in!

But you also have the option of driving him absolutely insane by working yourself up, because that man would absolutely smell your arousal just by opening his mouth! It would be such a shame to do it in a public space too, because he’d literally have to have a hand over his mouth and he’d refuse to talk to anyone! Too bad he can’t hide his own arousal! But you better believe you’re going to get it when he gets you all to himself…and you both know what that tongue of his is good for.~

Imagine sleeping next to Lucifer one night and you start to hear a strange sound that forces you awake. You check on him, but he’s fast asleep. But you notice something moving under the sheets. Tentatively, you lift them only to see that his tail was out; the tip making little *thwap* sounds against the mattress. You looked back at his peaceful, smiling face, realizing he was happily dreaming. You smile, kiss the top of his forehead, and go back to sleep.

The next morning, you ask him if he had any dreams last night. He lights up and responds “Yeah, I did! You were there!”

We all know Lucifer's singing voice is angelic (literally) but I'm just imagining Lucifer overhearing you singing to yourself for the first time while you are busy with a task, or just idly singing because that's what you do when you're bored.

He stops in his tracks when he hears the sound of your beautiful voice coming from the other side of a wall, door, or just around the corner. He stands and just listens to you. So badly wanting to join you but at the same time, doesn't want to do anything to interrupt your beautiful solo. Who knows when he'll get to hear this again?

Your singing is quite literally music to his ears and he's never heard anything like it. Not since he fell from heaven-

However, the singing abruptly stops when you bump into him or realize he's been standing there the whole time and then you start making a noise that is not so angelic 😅

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