Jerry gardening + purple

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

• [ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 
• [ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
• [ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
• [ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
• [ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .
• [ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 
• [ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 
• [ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 
• [ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
• [ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .
• [ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
• [ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 
• [ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 
• [ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
• [ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 
• [ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 
• [ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .
• [ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  
• [ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .
• [ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
• [ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  
• [ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 
• [ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 
• [ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
• [ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
• [ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 
• [ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .
• [ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .
• [ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
• [ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
• [ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 
• [ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
• [ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 
• [ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 
• [ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
• [ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .
• [ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .
• [ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 
• [ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

• “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
• “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
• “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
• “I’m not afraid of you.”
• “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
• “So…how old are you?”

• “What’s happening to me?!”
• “Did you just…bite me?”
• “This..hurts…”
• “Get away from me!”
• “I feel…weirdly stronger…”

• “I’m still not used to this…”
• “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
• “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
• “I want cool vampire powers.”
• “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
• “I have so many questions.”

• “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
• “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
• “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
• “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
• “I’m actually not that old.”

• “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
• “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
• “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
• “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
• “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

• “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
• “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
• “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
• “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
• “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

• “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
• “You’re bleeding…”
• “Go. Now. Before I-”
• “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
• “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”

I was doing an erotic dance for my friends, and you ruined it. I was in the zone; my friends were loving it.

warning  :  these  are  nsfw  and  very  smut  related.

• ❛  what’s the matter? can’t keep up?  ❜
• ❛  am i going too fast for you?  ❜
• ❛  raise up some, i can’t breath.  ❜
• ❛  wait, you’re going to go down there?  ❜
• ❛  please, no, i just want to hurry up here.  ❜
• ❛  well, what do you think? you like?  ❜
• ❛  are just going to stand there the whole time?  ❜
• ❛  my tongue is all for you.  ❜
• ❛  where did you learn that from?  ❜
• ❛  oh, i’ve got a new trick i want to show you. ❜
• ❛  i know exactly what you want and how you want it. ❜
• ❛  you’re the best i’ve ever had. ❜
• ❛  just kiss me, touch me…  ❜
• ❛  just touch me here..  ❜
• ❛  i want to touch you.  ❜
• ❛  hey, do you feel that?  ❜
• ❛  you always make me get horny.  ❜
• ❛  this isn’t what i had in mind but okay.  ❜
• ❛  this is nice, wow, feels nice.  ❜
• ❛  i got a bed in the other room.  ❜
• ❛  just kiss my lips.  ❜
• ❛  i want you to hold me when we’re done.  ❜
• ❛  take me and don’t have mercy on me.  ❜
• ❛  make love to me.  ❜
• ❛  you never want to change things up.  ❜
• ❛  what is this? is this what i think it is?  ❜
• ❛  so, do you like it cold or hot?  ❜
• ❛  keep on touching me there.  ❜
• ❛  go down a little further.  ❜
• ❛  what? are you scared?  ❜
• ❛  keep going, make my legs shake.  ❜
• ❛  yes, that feels good.  ❜
• ❛  you do magic with your tongue.  ❜
• ❛  i like your fingers and your tongue.  ❜
• ❛  use your fingers and tongue.  ❜
• ❛  i think i’m going to cum..  ❜
• ❛  oh, don’t tease me now.  ❜
• ❛  i enjoy teasing you.  ❜
• ❛  beg for it.  ❜
• ❛  i’m ready for you now.  ❜
• ❛  you make me so … ready.  ❜
• ❛  can’t hardly contain getting aroused when you’re in my presence.  ❜
• ❛  do you live to arouse me?  ❜
• ❛  well, let’s do this instead.  ❜
• ❛  you screamed the whole time, not sure if that’s good or bad.  ❜
• ❛  make me scream, come on, let’s see if you can. ❜
• ❛  i just wanna have some fun is all.  ❜
• ❛  don’t forget who taught you that.  ❜
• ❛  make me quiver and shake.  ❜
• ❛  mmm, yes….. that feels nice.  ❜
• ❛  give it to me rough.  ❜
• ❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜
• ❛  mmm, let’s take things slow tonight.  ❜
• ❛  let’s make each other last all night long.  ❜
• ❛  what’s wrong? never slept with someone before?  ❜
• ❛  why are you so nervous? don’t tell me it’s your first time. ❜
• ❛  just close your eyes and kiss me…  ❜
• ❛  just touch me where you want to touch me.  ❜
• ❛  what if i just dropped to my knees now.  ❜
• ❛  undress me.  ❜
• ❛  slipping right out these for you now. ❜

• ❝ you saved me. thank you. ❞
• ❝ you already know my name. ❞
• ❝ what are they ? ❞
• ❝ oh motherfucker, you never just answer a fucking question ! ❞
• ❝ that’s not a question, ___ , a question would be: what do you believe you saw ? ❞
• ❝ i don’t know what i believe. ❞
• ❝ it was a warning to me, and a sacrifice to them. ❞
• ❝ sacrifice ? like –– like what, for –– for a god ? ❞
• ❝ what’s a god ? can we even know they exist ? people believe things, which means they’re real. that means we know they exist. so what came first ? gods ? or the people who believed in them ? ❞
• ❝ where was all this before i met you ? ❞
• ❝ there’s always a window. but people are frightened to look through it. it’s safer in the prison cell. ❞
• ❝ we’re not safe now. ❞
• ❝ who are you ? ❞
• ❝ i believe in some things. ❞
• ❝ your wife obviously has a temper. not used to getting her way, huh ? ❞
• ❝ your dearly departed has departed and i suggest we should do the same. ❞
• ❝ was she a ghost ? i mean, do you think you saw a ghost ? ❞
• ❝ you know, you’re not questioning any of this. i’m questioning everything right now. ❞
• ❝ i’m not so young nor so narrow to assume the dead are dead, and there’s no spectrum or spectral in between. in my experience, the dead that aren’t rarely come back without purpose. ❞
• ❝ her purpose was to let you go, now get in. ❞
• ❝ now you’ve seen who’s after us, and you know what they’re capable of. you can hang around here if you want, but i’m getting out of here. ❞
• ❝ fuck ! where the fuck is my car ! ❞
• ❝ yes, it does belong to the dead woman, i am the dead woman. where’s my fucking car ? ❞
• ❝ first piece of luck i’ve had in days. ❞
• ❝ worse things out tonight than you. ❞
• ❝ isn’t she lovely ? ❞
• ❝ i’ve done the math. this times that equals you’re a cunt, divided by the only way i’m gonna get what i need is if you give it to me equals the only way you’re gonna give it to me is if you don’t need it. ❞
• ❝ like my friend jesus christ, the only thing you need, ___ , is resurrection. ❞
• ❝ did you just name drop jesus christ like you know a guy who knows a guy ? ❞
• ❝ i can be very convincing. ❞
• ❝ is this you being convincing now ? because you suck at it. ❞
• ❝ i’m trying to convince you to live. real living. not whatever rot living this is. ❞
• ❝ why don’t you put that on your fucking scales and weigh it ? ❞
• ❝ what the fuck are you ? i mean, what the fuck are any of you, but first, tell me, what the fuck are you ? seriously, what the fuck are you ?! ❞
• ❝ please stop stealing my cab. ❞
• ❝ i have been traveling in the direction of mecca for days, looking for a jinn. ❞
• ❝ i’ll tell you where to find a whole murder of gods, demi and otherwise. every god damned one of them. ❞
• ❝ i know a charm that can lift grief from a grieving heart. ❞
• ❝ do you know a charm that can stop bleeding ? ❞
• ❝ i know a charm that can cure sickness and pain and a charm that can turn away the weapons of enemies. i know a charm that can heal with a touch. ❞
• ❝ excuse the cold hands. ❞
• ❝ there’s always been a god shaped hole in man’s head. trees were the first to fill it. ❞
• ❝ mr. wood was the trees, mr. wood was the forest. see, he was a very old god who saw something very new. he saw a god fearing society turn towards complete industrialization. so what did he do ? he sacrificed his trees, he sacrificed his forest, and he became something else. ❞
• ❝ well, at this stage it’s ‘we’ll see’, or, ‘time will tell’, but if it’ll rest your weary head, then yeah, it’s gone. ❞
• ❝ religion inspires in those who fear nothing, fear of the gods, and using that fear requires a certain element of fucked up. ❞
• ❝ i’m not scared of anything anymore. ❞
• ❝ i’m scared you’re never gonna shut that flapping hole of yours. i’m sitting here having a fucking anxiety attack because i am genuinely terrified that you are never gonna shut the fuck up. ❞
• ❝ did you kill ___ ? i won’t tell. ❞
• ❝ my name is ___. or … it was ___. i do not know what my name is now. ❞
• ❝ i just realized that i’m never gonna see my mother again. i’m never gonna hear her say my name again. i’m never gonna eat her cooking again. ❞
• ❝ are you dead ? ❞
• ❝ this is my afterlife, ___. ❞
• ❝ did you pray for another life ? ❞
• ❝ i do not pray to ask god for things. i pray to thank god, for bringing me where i am. to this time, to this place, where i finally know what i must do in this life. ❞
• ❝ i pray i find ___. he is my afterlife. i knew him. we knew each other. and now i wish to know more. ❞
• ❝ people will defend the warm safe feeling their america gives them. they will defend it with bullets. ❞
• ❝ less a funeral than a celebration of a sacrifice. ❞
• ❝ if i know my friend, somebody got tossed into the volcano. ❞
• ❝ this was a human sacrifice ? ❞ 
• ❝ that’s him. head of the crowd. the one they flock to. ❞
• ❝ please, go in peace. ❞
• ❝ what rock did you crawl out from under ? ❞
• ❝ playing a little hide and seek. hiding from the proverbial them, and seeking … you. ❞
• ❝ i need you to believe in me. ❞
• ❝ i’ve heard your name on the wind. ❞
• ❝ we’re at war already, and we’re losing. you, me, all of us. they’re taking honey from our mouths. ❞
• ❝ i have no use for shame. ❞
• ❝ it’s easier to pass for the living in the dark, if i felt the need to pass. ❞
• ❝ your heart’s not beating for this life anymore, ___. this life is done. ❞
• ❝ that doesn’t obligate him to feel shit. ❞
• ❝ perhaps i misjudged the kiss. ❞
• ❝ death do us part, take the fucking hint. he’s gone. your man came, saw you, tasted death on your tongue, and he fucking left. ❞
• ❝ your kind of love, ___, is the worst kind of love of them all. you can love somebody even when you know they don’t like it. even when you know they don’t want it. ❞
• ❝ that’s some profound fucking knowledge for you right there, wrapped up in a quaint sexual metaphor. ❞
• ❝ people do tend to behave if they know they’re being watched. they like being watched. ❞
• ❝ somebody’s watching. somebody’s always watching. ❞
• ❝ what did you do to become the god of this little universe that you’ve created ? ❞
• ❝ you’re no stranger to sacrifice. ❞
• ❝ they don’t sacrifice anymore. not to me. ❞
• ❝ you could always sacrifice yourself. you’ve done it before. ❞
• ❝ you ever see a man hanged, ___ ? throat crushed, gasping for life. it’s a terrible way to find your faith. faith doesn’t have to leave the faithful dangling. ❞
• ❝ you are what you worship. ❞
• ❝ the power of fire is firepower. ❞
• ❝ not god, but godlike. and they believe. ❞
• ❝ god bless the believers. ❞
• ❝ i’ll make you a blade worthy of a god. ❞
• ❝ i know who he is, and who he’s always been. i can depend on that. ❞
• ❝ you’re not here at the moment. you’re distracted. i wonder why. ❞
• ❝ she’s out in the cold, but … she doesn’t feel it anymore. or maybe … maybe it’s all she feels, now. ❞
• ❝ they make blood sacrifices to you. ❞
• ❝ you could use a blood sacrifice. ❞
• ❝ you sold us out. ❞
• ❝ you saw what i was. i was a story people forgot to remember to tell. and they gave me a gun. they put power back in my hands. and i gotta tell you; it feels good. ❞
• ❝ i never needed my religion to be moral. ❞
• ❝ moralizing religions are materialistic ones. they all need their martyrs. ❞
• ❝ i’m laying down a curse. i’m cursing the whole fucking thing. ❞
• ❝ god is great. ❞
• ❝ life is great. ❞