@demetria-sees

Continued from here

@hollythewatchdog

@demetria-sees

Have fun, you little trash panda~

((Victor will remain a raccoon for 30 days))

You should be grateful 

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

Or should I leave it how it is? hmmm

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

How badly do ya want it, sport?

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

You either want it or you don’t. Make up your mind already!

@theskullshipgarden

By The way shampoo kills these bad livings. @demetria-sees

What can you do? I see you have the gift of conjuration. Is that all?

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, Well, at least not only for pranks. Well.. ,,

To show all those powerless grubs how pathetic they really are. It’s the best

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, Well.. i … im doing delicately pranks than before . My pranks killed a LOT  watchdogs.

Magic is really cool and yeah it sucks when you kill people but it’s whatever you know? Don’t cry about it, because you can’t fix it.

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, I don’t cry usually , of course i can’t fix! Glad i dont make badly pranks which can kill anyone. By the way, i like your eyes .,, he improves his bowtie , looks away ,, Where came you from, kid?,,

But yah… My eye is pretty swank. I got it from a good friend of mine, 

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, That’s so perfect to get rid her off!,, sparkles  ,, Poppy is so worst ever grandma,  you’re more way better!,, he laughs ,, Grandma .. ahahahaah material of grandma.. she never understands whole pranks, she thinkwaste of power, for all hail Satan’s.  It’s funny ya know.  .,, he still laughing,, and reputation. I DON’T CARE .,, giggles,, I know it’s confusing hahaha. I’m just being bit… CONFUSED hahaha.,,

That’s nice and all buuuuut..... I don’t care

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

Do you purr when your happy? Meow for me. 

@kilianthewatchdog

Kilian growls when she touches him. His enchanted ears flatten back against his helmet as he pulls away. “Don’t flarping touch me. I don’t even know who you are. And of course I don’t purr.”

I’m not leaving until I hear a “meow”. And make it convincing!!

@kilianthewatchdog

“Ugh. Seriously? Just go away. I’m not in the mood right meow.” Kilian stops, realizing what he’d said. He hadn’t meant to; he just likes puns. But hopefully it’ll be enough to get this weirdo to leave him alone. But he gets the feeling this isn’t the case.

HA! WHAT’S NEW, PUSSY CAT??

@kilianthewatchdog

((Killian will remain a cat for 20 days))

Kilian’s head is spinning. He feels slightly sick. He’d sensed the magic energy rise in the room, but hadn’t had the time to react. So what was different now? 

He starts to get his bearings, and to figure out what’s happening. He’s smaller. That much is obvious by the way Demetria is looming over him now. For a millisecond he thinks maybe she just shrunk him, but a gut feeling tells him this isn’t true. He’d had a similar feeling almost a year ago when…

“Are you flarping kidding me?” Kilian looks down at his small, fluffy body. “Again?!” 

Something else is wrong though. REALLY wrong. He blinks. Then closes one eye. Then the other. He opens both eyes and looks up at the swirly-eyed watchdog. “Are you psychotic? What kind of person gives someone TWO FLARPING EYES!”

“Uhh,” she let out a chuckle “That’s kinda the standard for lil’ pussy cats, dude” she bent down and booped his nose. “Get used to it”

@ask-max-the-watchdog

“I’ve been working here as a bartender for a while now, I serve drinks and snacks to my costumers and clean up. The way I got my job here was when my boss pulled me out of my family’s circus, very long story. My name is Maximus, but everyone calls me Max.” He notices the bandana the stranger was wearing.

“Oh, you’re wearing a bandana. I haven’t seen one of those for years, it’s nice to see that at least a few people still have a good fashion sense.” He rests his head in his hand with a smirk. “Can I get you a snack? I’ve got many kinds of chips, pretzels and salt sticks.”

and I want pretzels. Lots of them. All of them. 

@ask-max-the-watchdog

“I’ll see how many I’m allowed to give you.” Max bows down under the counter to get as many pretzels as possible. He got up again with four bowls filled up with pretzels. “Here you go.” He gives her all four bowls with a smirk. “Enjoy.”

*gross eating noises*

@ask-max-the-watchdog

Max looks at Demetria slightly disgusted. he coughs into his hand. “Ahem, would you please chew with your mouth shut? Good table manners are important.” He rubs the back of his neck, looking to the right. “You’re not the first person who eats like that here, I told him the same, but he just kept being nasty.”

They’re just somethin’ dumb that parents made up to be annoying. 

@ask-max-the-watchdog

“I’m not sure that’s entirely correct miss… good table manners aren’t just a game, it’s serious and important as well. Listen I’m allowing you to eat like this only one time and that’s now, but if you do it again I would have to ask you to leave. People don’t like looking into your mouth.” Max grabs one of the empty bowls and places it down under the counter. “Do you have a good relationship with your parents?” He asks getting up again from under the counter again

Never really knew my dad when he was alive though. He kept going back to jail for drug dealing. Didn’t see my mom much either come to think of it. She worked overtime a lot and she didn’t get home until late most days. But it’s whatever.

@askthedeafwatchdog

“Oh, thank you.” He cautiously undoes the bright green bow then removes the lid. “It’s nice of you to give a gift to someone you don’t know.” Aiden peers inside the box.

Happy birthday, kid!

@askthedeafwatchdog

Aiden flings the box away from him with a shout. He then looks at Demetria with a horrified expression. He just might throw up, or maybe pass out right there. Both? Yeah, possibly both. Whatever happens, he knows he isn’t going to be sleeping peacefully tonight. If at all.

You should see the look on your face!! IT’S PRICELESS

@askthedeafwatchdog

Aiden doesn’t know what to say. What to do. Perhaps he should just leave. Walk away. He doesn’t want anything to do with this abnormal watchdog. Not now, not ever. But the rat does deserve something. He doubts this psycho would give the poor creature a proper burial. So he goes and retrieves the rat in the box. All the while completely silent.

C’mon. I’ll give you $50!

@askthedeafwatchdog

“I don’t think so.” He shakes his head. Then Aiden ties the ribbon in a knot, securing the lid to the box so the rat can’t fall out of it.

Demetria looks confused and slightly irritated for a moment, but then she appears to have come to a realization. “Ahhh, you’re gifting it to someone else? HA!! Yeah, spread the fun! See what they they do!” Demetria almost look as if she was proud of Aiden as she placed her hands on her hips.

@askthedeafwatchdog

@demetria-sees

Continued from here

@hollythewatchdog

You should be grateful 

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

Or should I leave it how it is? hmmm

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

How badly do ya want it, sport?

@theskullshipgarden

Do you purr when your happy? Meow for me. 

@kilianthewatchdog

Kilian growls when she touches him. His enchanted ears flatten back against his helmet as he pulls away. “Don’t flarping touch me. I don’t even know who you are. And of course I don’t purr.”

I’m not leaving until I hear a “meow”. And make it convincing!!

@kilianthewatchdog

“Ugh. Seriously? Just go away. I’m not in the mood right meow.” Kilian stops, realizing what he’d said. He hadn’t meant to; he just likes puns. But hopefully it’ll be enough to get this weirdo to leave him alone. But he gets the feeling this isn’t the case.

HA! WHAT’S NEW, PUSSY CAT??

@kilianthewatchdog

((Killian will remain a cat for 20 days))

By The way shampoo kills these bad livings. @demetria-sees

What can you do? I see you have the gift of conjuration. Is that all?

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, Well, at least not only for pranks. Well.. ,,

To show all those powerless grubs how pathetic they really are. It’s the best

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, Well.. i … im doing delicately pranks than before . My pranks killed a LOT  watchdogs.

Magic is really cool and yeah it sucks when you kill people but it’s whatever you know? Don’t cry about it, because you can’t fix it.

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

,, I don’t cry usually , of course i can’t fix! Glad i dont make badly pranks which can kill anyone. By the way, i like your eyes .,, he improves his bowtie , looks away ,, Where came you from, kid?,,

But yah... My eye is pretty swank. I got it from a good friend of mine, 

@simon-the-anti-watchdog

@ask-max-the-watchdog

“I’ve been working here as a bartender for a while now, I serve drinks and snacks to my costumers and clean up. The way I got my job here was when my boss pulled me out of my family’s circus, very long story. My name is Maximus, but everyone calls me Max.” He notices the bandana the stranger was wearing.

“Oh, you’re wearing a bandana. I haven’t seen one of those for years, it’s nice to see that at least a few people still have a good fashion sense.” He rests his head in his hand with a smirk. “Can I get you a snack? I’ve got many kinds of chips, pretzels and salt sticks.”

and I want pretzels. Lots of them. All of them. 

@ask-max-the-watchdog

“I’ll see how many I’m allowed to give you.” Max bows down under the counter to get as many pretzels as possible. He got up again with four bowls filled up with pretzels. “Here you go.” He gives her all four bowls with a smirk. “Enjoy.”

*gross eating noises*

@ask-max-the-watchdog

Max looks at Demetria slightly disgusted. he coughs into his hand. “Ahem, would you please chew with your mouth shut? Good table manners are important.” He rubs the back of his neck, looking to the right. “You’re not the first person who eats like that here, I told him the same, but he just kept being nasty.”

They’re just somethin’ dumb that parents made up to be annoying. 

@ask-max-the-watchdog

*the tiny watchdog fairy flys over and sits on her shoulder* “Eh, love us important and magical! I can’t really chose what I guard over, spiders are great and all when they don’t try to eat you, but love us what makes the galaxy function! Love is special and gives people an amazing bond and-and-” *she looks a little annoyed at Demetria* “Are you even listening?”

......What?

@askthedeafwatchdog

“Oh, thank you.” He cautiously undoes the bright green bow then removes the lid. “It’s nice of you to give a gift to someone you don’t know.” Aiden peers inside the box.

Happy birthday, kid!

@askthedeafwatchdog

Aiden flings the box away from him with a shout. He then looks at Demetria with a horrified expression. He just might throw up, or maybe pass out right there. Both? Yeah, possibly both. Whatever happens, he knows he isn’t going to be sleeping peacefully tonight. If at all.

You should see the look on your face!! IT’S PRICELESS

@askthedeafwatchdog

Aiden doesn’t know what to say. What to do. Perhaps he should just leave. Walk away. He doesn’t want anything to do with this abnormal watchdog. Not now, not ever. But the rat does deserve something. He doubts this psycho would give the poor creature a proper burial. So he goes and retrieves the rat in the box. All the while completely silent.

C’mon. I’ll give you $50!

@askthedeafwatchdog

You could be a lot of fun

@hollythewatchdog

I am manly. Not cute.

@demetria-sees

Do ya? 

@hollythewatchdog

I’m not your arm rest. Don’t touch me.

Do you do ANYTHING AT ALL besides just sitting there and being dumb and lame??

@hollythewatchdog

You should be grateful 

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

Or should I leave it how it is? hmmm

@theskullshipgarden

@demetria-sees

@theskullshipgarden