she’s the fake! no she’s the fake!
*goes to the lovense app on my phone, turns it all the way up, and shoots the one whose knees don’t buckle*
Violence, Sexual themes
she’s the fake! no she’s the fake!
*goes to the lovense app on my phone, turns it all the way up, and shoots the one whose knees don’t buckle*
Violence, Sexual themes
This weed is so dry kinda like your vajoina
official fish post
"the cop inside your head" is how some of you describe what many would call a "moral compass"
cop inside my head handcuffed me and called me a naughty boy and I might have gotten a boaner inside my head...
costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you
girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all
the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww
calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships
secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it
"and historians said they were bestest of friends" they were. they were both aro/ace and in a qpr
it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans