Caves, or as I like to call them, Mountussies

(Source: Twitter)

controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

I hope I’m a mutual you’d like to fuck 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Reblog to give prev's boob a squeeze

I triple dog dare you to send me your favorite nude

Men in thongs is part of the food pyramid now

Actually, Michelle Obama replaced it with a plate

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

The desire to have a strong man snap me in half like a pair of wooden chopsticks

Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books

Im sorry I pick my favorite bands with my pussy

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you, but also a friend, and deeply deeply fuckable

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

Play with my hair & call me baby