so sad the hear about Jared and Jensen... I thought alphas and omegas mated for life?

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

and yet

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

You look absolutely ravishing in those khakis

- Stephenie Meyer

"hey babe I'm sending you something horrible" is a love language

Happy birthday to my favorite boy <3 

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

“don’t make me tap the sign” meme where the sign says “developing an elaborately justified hatred of an internet celebrity over their perceived minor failings is also a parasocial relationship“

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

me, a furry economist: erhm, maybe inflation isn’t all that bad OwO

NO-

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

…

…so, uh…

…who the fuck is Freud?

world heritage post

thinking of my tumblr mutual who referred to war and peace as ‘wap’ today

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

its so bright outside

Bella begging Edward to hurry up and change her because she doesn't have much time left