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Nothing 'Schway' about it.

@schwarbage / schwarbage.tumblr.com

A tumblr full of useless Batnonsense and other Superhero crap. As if we needed any more.
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lygma-nygma

Learning that Jason was Red Robin first (during Countdown to Final Crisis) and that Tim actually stole that name and costume has made my entire week. Honest to god Tim Drake is the funniest character of all time. Imagine getting your ass beat for stealing from a guy and then doing it again anyway, top-tier character choice. I think he should take Red Hood next.

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gffa

Here's the hill I will die on: Whatever one does or doesn't think of TimKon as a ship or who Tim is dating now or in the future, his feelings for Conner were a fundamental part of who Tim Drake grew to be, they shaped him as a person and as a hero, and his feelings for Conner laid the groundwork of realizing Tim was queer. Tim doesn't get to where he is now without how he loved Kon.

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My favourite Bruce and Damian moment is in Batman Black and White. Bruce spends the whole issue going over the how's and why's of planned bust to Damian. How each and every action will strike fear in hearts of criminals, how each action of Batman and Robin's will affect the set scene. And when the big moment comes - Damian disregards the whole plan, jumps in trying to hijack the plan and to emulate (very unsuccessfully) terrifying "I"M BATMAN" moment.

And you know what?

Bruce... just sits there. Facepalming. AND SMILING.

That little smile is the best goddamn thing. It's a moment so full of fondness, showing Bruce's love for his ridiculous little child. Damian is being himself, and that is enough for Bruce to find that endearing, even if it screws up a carefully prepared plan. And that is such a lovely, quiet moment of parental love that we just don't see much in comics.

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DICK DOES FLIPS N’ SHIT (#2)

I’m a masochist, I swear.

Hey remember that time I said I wouldn’t be able to do another one for a long while and even then it would probably be easy and only have a couple keyframes??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BASK IN MY QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES. 

This one gets bad at the end since the keyframes make less and less sense. Like, I could only assume Dick was running to the edge of the roof there…and I have no idea how exactly he jumps off the roof to get all big but I just cut that one out because it's impossible.  

But this one just called out to me because holy shit look at all of those keyframes that all make total sense. That last jump was so detailed I barely needed to add anything to it to make it work!

Anyway. New one soon??? I DO NOT KNOW!

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Impulse (1995) #27

Still hilarious that Bart's civilian life as Bart Allen is the coolest person around and people can't get enough of him but his Hero-Sona is a narc that everyone thinks is lame. Which is a direct contrast to a lot of these types of stories.

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spookyprime

I. Love so much that everyone is just like "fucking;;; impulse is here this sucks" while they are actively waiting for the most special and favorite boy in the entire world bart allen. It's such a funny dynamic for him to have with civilians and I really really wish we got to see this kind of stuff in modern comics he shows up in

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