Wow. This is perfect.

oh my god, on point

I don’t feel like we, as a society, are talking enough about this particular renaissance painting.

hello yes i love wylan van eck thank you for coming to my ted talk

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

well I didn’t meet my soulmate at 18 like dan did so maybe I’ll meet them at 22 like phil did

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

-The Dregs

No Mourners. No Funerals

This is by no means my best quality video (I know it has the reactions and things) but it’s more HD than it would be if you downloaded it straight from facebook so, hope y’all enjoy

I WATCHED OVER FIVE HOURS OF THE DISNEY CHANNEL FOR THIS PLEASE APPRECIATE IT

Reblog if you believe Loki will come back. He will come back. 

Credit: theblerdvision via instagram

Loki can never again say they’re not brothers 

having friends who like each other more than they like you

anyone: how’re you doing?

me: and how would I know that