been thinking abt this tweet since october
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse + Parallels
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underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk
underwater temple, underwater monk
Sick rhymes
HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨
this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade
— PESTERQUEST | Beta kids
// Stift Admont Library, Austria //
Elsa with her hair down
A bop for the ages…
soooo…. i decided to make some (fairly simple) phone wallpapers for the beta kids with their pesterquest sprites since they’re so nice. i was originally gonna make just a jade one, but i figured it would a lot of fun to make some for the others. c:
I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
it fucken WIMDY
ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
My job is done.
Bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs
me: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it
me: chop it
“I’m gonna say something crazy… Wanna marry me instead?”
– San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris