tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

I need to be able to reblog that

goals

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

tumblr users how are we feeling about bullying musk off this platform before we even knew it was him

im so sorry that this is how you had to find out that elon musk was thecybersmith

This isnt funny and this meme of bullying Thecybersmith needs to stop. I dont care if the darker timeline is a joke account, it's not funny when you are perpetuating the bullying of actual individual people.

Please.

Just stop it.

so i shouldn't compare elon musk and human pet guy because it would be insulting to the human pet guy???

those that do not stir, do not feel their cock cages

making an avant-garde callout post where the person called out doesn’t exist but is slowly created by the process of hundreds of people sharing and reading the callout post. the individual created by this process is obviously a huge asshole because all his characteristics are derived from the text of the callout and will contribute to making the world Worse.

i wish people here could admit they don’t like certain things out of purely petty reasons (we all do!) instead of clutching at the most ridiculous straws to pretend their dislike is part of a Moral Crusade

but bro, if i have a vicious disdain of Show for personal petty reasons, that means OTHER PEOPLE can like it with impunity

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

OK...... WHAT?

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

holy shit

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

Bitch what the fuck-

That’s not even her real hair.

Same energy 

Trump comes to tumblr and instead of banning him, tumblr staff simply turns post editing back on and sets us loose like a horde of rabid dogs

the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

Look at her. You know she’s getting dicked down by all of them and she loves it. I envy her. I want to run away with bikers and be passed around like that. Lana Del Rey’s Ride playing in my head. 🎶

The cow said cold girl winter.

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

Dairy Queen

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

I’m about to tear up this plate of chicken tenders 

GREAT! LET’S BOUNCE!!

mah boi

kid’s meal

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

sea shells seem like they should be worth money. but they’re actually worth fuck all. this is an example of “economics”

A rainy day

Open RP: Saeko

“Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts….”

“Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?”

Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

“Make it work!”

Fox in Monk’s Robes with Rosary

Ivory figure, 1530s, the time of Reformation in Denmark