✨ Silver Girl ✨

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THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

Happy Anniversary to that night Meryl Streep fucked three guys in a row so she had no idea which one was her kid’s dad. 

a tru icon.

if the next big fanfic trope isn’t ‘we had a maybe-fake-maybe-not marriage 26 years ago and i just realized that we never bothered to check if it was legally binding’ i’m suing all of you

me, oversharing on the internet about my issues

We do not deserve him

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

Viggo Mortensen: French Fry Scholar, Esquire Magazine Journal, vol. 23.

☕ ☕ ☕

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story (2018, dir. Ryan Murphy)

Me

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet