just a silly guy

god people have always been people. victorian noblewomen stubbed their toes and swore about it. medieval peasants ripped hangnails a little too hard and sucked on it to make it better. cavemen put kids on their shoulders so the kids could get their handprints up on the wall. someone in the 1760s played with their dog and someone in the 1340s dragged themself out of bed at some unholy hour of the morning to soothe a crying baby and someone in the 1550s stuck a flower behind their lovers ear. I'm gonna be sick people have always been people

jeeli beeli, peet rat goomie candieeeee. let’s slike it opeen so he can. breeeeaaaaaath. mmm freesh aier. peet rat, timie to comie alivie. escapi the pakackie. esapi, the pakackie. peet ratti’s. veri baig and longe. veri baig, aaand loooonge. the battaum ais, veri, flatt. goode boye, veri goode boye. peet ratti’s, a veri, goode boye.

@kitwiings

Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday

Boobys in DMs??? please? please? please? pl

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

I hate it here

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

What the fuck, thats dudes

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

Set of 12 "Muppet Show" buttons produced in 1977 in the UK. They were also sold at the Muppet Stuff store in New York City. The manufacturer is unknown; the only marks on the buttons say, "HA! 1976-77"

I NEED ALL OF THESE

you and that fucking wasp