you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

code lyoko is truly something special 

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

country rats

wearing hats

while i go give them pats

WEST VIRGINIA

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

preparing an army

It’s like home, but not

How high were the Dr. Who writers when they came up with the premise for the show?

Writer 1: so there’s this guy, right?

Writer 2: is he human?

Writer 1: *shakes magic 8 ball* erm, no.

Writer 3: ...so he’s an alien?

Writer 1: *shakes magic 8 ball again* signs point to yes.

Writer 4: and what does he do?

Writer 1: he travels through *throws dart* space and time in a *pulls out ouija board* T-A-R-D-I-S to combat injustice in the universe-

Writer 2: a fuckin’ what?

Writer 1: A blue police phone box. It’s his space ship.

Writer 3: alright.... what’s his name?

Writer 1: Doctor.

Writer 2: Doctor who?

Writer 1: yes.

me when i FUCKIGN get you

if your mother knew what you did for her what would she say to you

The emotional roller coaster of Red Action 3 and Dendy’s Video Channel 

(AKA I love Rednid and BoxmanDeservedBetter2k19)

#alfred raised him right

Bruce ‘raised by a butler’ Wayne knows how to treat everyone no matter their social position with respect.

Can you imagine his outrage and anger at watching how everyone treats the only family he has left? Alfred was his entire world until Dick showed up. And people saw the man that raised him in the same way they noticed a lamp. He swears to himself to never be like them.

So Bruce knows all the janitors names, he pulled strings for his garbage man Donny’s daughter to get into a better school, he thanks waitstaff with the utmost sincerity, he makes genuine conversation with anyone he can so that they know they are seen, he tips graciously and leaves his card with those stuck in a rut with the skills to be more.

Batman fights crime but Bruce Wayne fights apathy.

idk a sketch of the various evil incarnations of team free will

I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum:

“An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young.”

poetry… to my ears..