Help this broke goblin (me) via commissioning some arts!

there is no slot limit for now!

Payment upfront via paypal! (or in case of a big pieces for over 100$ - 50% upfront, rest after finished)

i can draw:

- humans, humanoids (elves, orcs, gnomes, and similar races)

- medieval/fantasy, modern outfits

- weapons, magics (not glocks tho)

- artistic nudity (can be more sexual but it cost extra)

- small familiars like rodents, birds, small reptiles, dragons, bugs and other fantasy little creatures as long as there is a refference

- very simple background but it also costs extra

some things i dont feel too comfortable drawing (but you can still ask if i can do this)

- slight gore, or minor wounds (e.g. from battle but not s*lf harm!)

- fantasy furry - khajiit/tabaxi, aarakocra, mostly human but with animal features

- kids and toddlers (ofc nothing sexual! a big no no!)

- full plate armor - it might be a bit wacky

- based on irl photos - you want realistic portrait? find an artist specializing in it! i can do my best to transfer it in my style but thats it

i wont draw:

- litterral p*rn. nope.

- also weird kinks. find other artist that like to do it.

- glocks and similar weaponery and mechas

- anything hate-related

- anything illegal

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions!

and reblogs are very much appreacited! 💜

Updated the prices

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

Did we mention we’re working on something new with Knights of the Light Table ✨ Can you tell whose hand this is?

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

(Quietly, with love) We will remember your bread, we will remember your dog, we will remember your shoes

(Quietly, with anger) We will remember your copper

falin again haha

In my mind I can see the northern lights in the sky every night bc I have a vivid imagination I’m not jealous of anyone it’s impossible for me to be jealous really I’ve seen it all

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

Do you know this queer character?

Cecil is Gay and uses he/him pronouns!

can i just

So no clit?

The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix

So no clit?

bitches always got something to say. make your own post.

TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

So I learnt about this as part of a paleontology lecture talking about how it became accepted that saber teeth don't hinder the animals ability to eat

Citation - those people who stuck some on real lions which were able to eat without problems once they got used to them

Impractical effects

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

BRASIL ☝️☝️☝️🏆🏆🇧🇷

Ocean

I HIT LAND!!

....in Antarctica, off the tip of Africa

...desert

ocean but like 2km off the coast of new guinea so i might even get some help/swim/drift?

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

they want us to fuck the aliens

dark science beyond belief