pipsqueakparker’s fic masterlist
decided that this might be a fun thing to do and keep my focus for a while, so i’m finally compiling all of my AO3 fics and tumblr drabbles together here! separated by series & rating, hopefully i’ll keep this updated, please enjoy and pardon that i don’t use proper summaries just the ‘AKA’ titles that i always give my fics.
SERIES
dirty little secrets;
tags: first kiss, secret relationship, watford eighth year AU
1. kiss me, AKA The One Where Simon Snow Actually Figured It Out (T) 2. don’t tell anyone, AKA The Accidental Sequel To That One Ficlet (T) 3. who has to know, AKA The One Where The Boys Really Test Their Abilities To Keep Secrets (G)
gamer-guru playlist;
tags: youtuber AU, non-magical, gamer simon/beautuber baz, pining, (eventual first kisses and the like)
1. Like & Subscribe, AKA The One Where Simon & Baz Are YouTubers & Secretly In Love (G)
a five-years-later au;
tags: christmas fic, proposal fic, and just lots of dirty, dirty deeds, honeymoon, turning
1. you’re a fit one, mr. grinch, AKA The One Where It’s Their Fifth Anniversary And Simon Has Some Questionable Kinks (E) 2. new memories, AKA Another One Where Baz Proposes (E) 3. for-fucking-ever, AKA The One With The Honeymoon (E)
MULTI-CHAPTER
simon snow’s guide to the perfect pride, AKA Simon & Baz Attend Their First Pride (Complete, 3/3)
tags: post-carry on AU, pride fic, vacation fic
RATING: GENERAL
the one with baz’s ridiculous beauty routines, AKA does what it says on the tin (words: 1335)
tags: post-canon, drabble
read to me, AKA The One Where We All Indulge In The Idea Of Baz Reading To Simon Cause It’s Cute Okay? (words: 1316)
tags: drabble, fluff
new year’s eve, AKA The One With The Semi-Cliche NYE Kiss (words: 1565)
tags: drabble, first kiss
tell me you need me, AKA The One Where Simon Wants To Be Wanted (words: 1407)
tags: drabble, fluff
that tickles, AKA The One Where Simon Finds Out Something New (words: 803)
tags: drabble, tickling, morning fluff
i missed you, AKA The One Where Baz Is A Big Ol’ Softie (words: 440)
tags: drabble, fluff
1:24 AM, AKA The One Where Baz & Simon & Their Cat Cuddle (words: 900)
tags: drabble, sleepy cuddles
swing, AKA The One Where Simon & Baz Make Out In A Park (words: 762)
tags: drabble, post-CO, pre-WS, fluff & snogging
baz’s first halloween, AKA The One Where Simon & Baz Take Mordelia Trick or Treating (words: 2312)
tags: domestic fluff, halloween fic
Eclipsed, AKA The Sad One Post Break-Up (words: 971)
tags: post-WS, angst
the one where they’re lesbians, AKA The One Where They’re Lesbians (words: 1217)
tags: genderswap, fluff
the taste of my love, AKA The One With Their First Valentine’s Day (words: 3568)
tags: valentine’s fic, firsts, fluff
five more minutes, AKA The One With Soft, Sleepy Kisses And Cuddles (words: 456)
tags: drabble, fluff
night terrors, AKA The One Where Baz Sleeps In Simon’s Arms, Peacefully (words: 1065)
tags: drabble, watford AU
overgrown, AKA The One With Sleepy Sofa Snuggles (words: 390)
tags: drabble
RATING: TEEN & UP
confetti & communication, AKA The One Where Baz Is On A Curious Search (words: 1035)
tags: mention of sex toys, early relationship
getting better, AKA The One Where Simon Just Wants to Be A Fool in Love (words: 3060)
tags: fluff & light angst, confessions of love, early relationship, post-canon
a selfish request, AKA The One Where Baz Should Be Doing Anything Else (words: 349)
tags: drabble
heavy sleeper, AKA The One Where Simon Has to Wake Baz, Creatively (words: 929)
tags: drabble, fluff
hold me, AKA The One Where Baz Is Low-Key Affection-Starved And Asks For It (words: 536)
tags: drabble, touch-starved, baz being horny for general affection
three years, AKA The One Where Baz… (words: 1873)
tags: drabble, idiots in love, proposal fic
Homemade, AKA The One For Baz’s Birthday (words: 3006)
tags: birthday fic, fluff
frail, AKA The One Where Simon Isn’t Fragile (words: 1369)
tags: drabble, love confession
seven minutes, AKA The One With The Dumb Party Game (words: 1269)
tags: drabble, first kiss
solid-c’s, AKA The One Where Baz Distracts Simon This Time (words: 908)
tags: drabble, fluff
better than fighting, AKA The One That’s Just Gratuitously Making Out (words: 485)
tags: drabble, they’re just making out folks
the snack that smiles back, AKA, The One Where Simon Is The Greatest Boyfriend Ever (words: 2150)
tags: future fic, domestic bliss, blood drinking
it’s all about intentions, AKA Simon’s Birthday Fic 2020 (words: 3485)
tags: birthday fluff, happy birthday simon snow
RATING: MATURE
f.y.e, AKA The One Where Simon Really Is Trying To Be The Downfall of Baz’s Education (words: 563)
tags: drabble, simon distracting baz
3 times baz didn’t mean to use his thrall + 1 time he did (a butter & jam remix), AKA The One Where Baz’s Thrall Is The Only Plot Point (words: 3232)
tags: thrall, remixed fic, mild sexual content, implied thrall fornicating
RATING: EXCPLICIT
Brought to Heel, AKA The One Where Baz Wears Heels And… More (Then Less) (words: 7982)
tags: porn without plot, porn with feelings
pleasin’ season, AKA The One Where They Get Off In The Kitchen This Time (words: 1452)
tags: thirsty boys, hand jobs
adequate, AKA The One Where They Make A Mess (words: 1332)
tags: first time, blow jobs
reflection, AKA The One Where They Finally Get Off (words: 3058)
tags: mutual masturbation, post-WS, porn with feelings
double vision, AKA The One Where There Are Two Bazes (words: 5502)
tags: clone/doppleganger sex, gratuitous oral sex
I should update this