Classic Programmer Paintings

Training a New Generative AI Model, Joseph Wright, 1771, Derby Museum and Art Gallery, Derby, UK

RubyGems release 1867 oil on canvas 73 × 130 cm Museum of Arts in Łódź

SRE informed of loss of remainder of team and additional on-call rota membership by departing project manager. Thomas C. Gotch, 1885, oil on canvas

Team Dinner Leonardo da Vinci, c. 1495–1498, mural painting

The Documentation Process

Nicolas Régnier, c. 1622

oil on canvas

Monetization by In-App Purchase

Karel Dujardin, c. 1662

oil on canvas

"Devops manager carries his monitor setup out of the building upon termination" Sebastiano del Piombo, oil on canvas, ca. 1516

A Git user finishes off the last bit of code tracked by SCCS.

"The Rust Evangelism Strike Force"

Howard Pyle, 1897, oil on canvas

COO rescinds ban on expensed travel to dev conferences.

Mort du Titien, huile sur toile par Pierre-Nolasque Bergeret

"Minimum Viable Product"

Agnolo Bronzino (1503-1572)

GPU breadcrumbs

"Developers attempting to deploy a new system" Ilya Repin, painting circa 1880–1883 Image: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_Procession_in_Kursk_Governorate

"AWS Lambda attempts cold start of Python ML container”

Jehan Georges Vibert  (1849 - 1902)

"The code reviewer"

Oil On Canvas

Oikonomou Ioannis (1885)

Greek National Gallery  https://www.nationalgallery.gr/el/zographikh-monimi-ekthesi/painting/h-astikh-taxi-kai-oi-zographoi-tis/ithographia/o-tehnokritis.html

“Successful rollback of Spring @Autowired annotation”

Oil On Canvas

Édouard Debat-Ponsan (1880)

Alphabet cancels Loon Zdzislaw Beksinski, 1979, oil on masonite