New season, new car and new teammates!

Forza Ferrai!

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in my life

Ferrari need to get their priorities straight 1-2 in qualy won’t get you anywhere

Qui a casa loro my ass.

I’m pretty sure Seb still has a solid chance of winning the championship, all it takes is faith and trust.. and something I forgot: fairy dust

yep, fairy dust is necessary at this point

Imagine if we get yet another wet quali in a row. I swear probably everyone in Ferrari’s going to lose their shit and rightfully so. It’s getting crazy how much the weather is siding with Mercedes at this point.

Conspiracy: Mercedes is partnering along HAARP to manipulate the weather in their favor

Do you ever just look at seb and realise how you love him

- He pees on his lawn - He might want to do something marketing related after he retires - He also pees in his cars sometimes during qualifying because waiting in the car for one hour is apparently too long - He once tried to go after his bag in the airport scanner thing in Singapore to get pictures of his body and they threatened him with ankle shackles and interrogations There’s so much more, the book is worth every penny!

- If Kimi likes a bar, he wants to stay there for a long time. Fifteen hours isn’t unusual. - The moment Kimi got his driver’s license he dropped out of car mechanic school, packed his Lada and moved to Holland to do karting. - He drove cars long before getting that license, one time practically destroying the tires of a rental car in Italy because he wanted to drift with it in a roundabout. - The story about avoiding the military police is actually even better than that: he was drunk and late so he couldn’t use the main entrance, instead choosing to climb over the fence. He and his buddy were seen before they went over, Kimi hid in a ditch while his friend was caught there. Kimi climbed over the fence while the military police was searching for him with dogs and crawled his way back to his barrack, planning to hide there until morning. Unfortunately his mate had told theirs superiors about him so Kimi was caught hiding in his bed muddy and covered in twigs and leaves, also drunk. When his superiors questioned him about how the fuck he got past the dogs he answered: “That’s what you teach us here, we are scouts.” He got confined to barracks for about 20 days which was the new unofficial record. - Kimi has asthma - He wants to get a dog after he retires - Kimi and his buddies found powder used for treating rashes onboard a rental plane. They march through the customs covered in white powder. When asked where they’re coming from, Kimi said: “Colombia”   - 2006, Kimi and his buddies want to go cheer for the Finnish national hockey team in the winter Olympics. McLaren borrows them a Mercedes-Benz minivan that isn’t out yet or hasn’t been presented anywhere. On their way to Torino Toni Vilander gets motion sick and throws up on the bonnet. On the way back to Switzerland Kimi feels like the middle console is in his way, rips it off and throws out full speed. Next resting spot the group starts rearranging the letters on the rear end of the car, changing the name. They hide inside when Mercedes’ people come to pick up the car.

I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO ADD ONE OF THE CUTEST BITS:

@itsarobothead-blog even more cute Kimi

THIS IS PURE GOLD!!!

Thank you @amitheonlyonezenaroundhere and @verseny for sharing❤️

I’m in love with him

I. NEED. THIS. BOOK

WHY DOES NOBODY EVER MENTION THIS LINE

I feel like Fernando’s gonna announce he’s legally adopted Stoffel and he’ll burn people alive if they try to kick his McSon out of the team

So he sacrificed himself for his McSon

mmmmmmmmmm. not crying. not crying at all :-)