Me trying to see if there’s any ghosts in the background of any scene in The Haunting of Hill House:
*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*
*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*
“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you
*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*
good takes on tumblr are the best because everyone’s URL on this site is terrible.
thank you for the life lessons, booty scientist and creamy nut
When your social anxiety causes your compliment to sound sarcastic so u panic
me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs
me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4
don’t share your favorite songs with wrong people
The way he ran outta there I’m DEAADDT
Lmfao yooooooooooooooooo