Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Happy Fall!

Let him in

Lol those two really out there thinking they can just fuck and get away with it just because they realized they were being trolled with fake rules.

Nooooo cat-kun

He Didn’t Even Get To Finish The Sentence

dunno whats worse, ppl who think theyre special cause they avoid reading books or ppl who think theyre special cause they read books but like. both are rlly Bad

Tried not to beat around the bush

I’m the boy they’re ignoring

…combed-hair Shaggy?

…combed-hair Shaggy.

…

…combed-hair Shaggy is weird.

my childhood does not know how to feel about this development

Once it’s accepted that everyone moves at their own pace, things will be so much easier

Yaaaaar! I’s bin searchin’ these Seven Seas fer me booty! Have yeh seen me booty?

Yaaaaaaaar! Thar be me booty!

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Gather ‘round children and hear the tale of Pancakio...

Basically Pinocchio but instead it’s a puppet named Pancakio whose nose is a stack of pancakes and every time he lies it grows so Geppetto constantly forces him to lie so he can have unlimited pancakes.