shhh don't worry about it

*jerma voice* alright if i was a japanese speaker. what pronoun do you think i would use. serious answers only. (reading chat) Atai. Watashi. Waaaa...tashi. Watashi. Watashi. You'd use watashi. Jerma you're a watashi. You'd be a watashi. I think you'd use watashi. I think I'd use watakushi. I think so too. I'd be a watakushi ore hybrid mix.

okay i actually wrote this post because i saw a video where dougdoug is speaking japanese and he uses "watashi" and his chat IMMEDIATELY starts roasting the fuck out of him for using watashi

You’re gonna make fun of me for this, man, but I’ve been using watashi until now (laughs). (Falls silent for .5 seconds.) “Isn’t that a feminine pronoun” Look the- eh- ah th-the- (fake angry) the place I’ve been learning from focuses on formal form and didn’t mention this shit! I didn’t know this shit! I didn’t even know I didn’t know this shit! (Instantly calm) You gotta give people some leeway, man. You just gotta. (Falls silent for 2.5 seconds) You were learning at one point too, man. You gotta give leeway to people for shit like this right? We’re all just learning day by day, man. You just kinda gotta trust the places you learn from that they’re teaching you the whole thing and you know what they might not always be but you gotta trust it anyway because if we can’t trust the people trying to teach us then we’ve got nothing man. And it’s people like you (unclear who he is referring to) that’s the reason people are scared to learn. You gotta trust people when they make mistakes, man. (Stares at game for 3 unbroken seconds.) you’re falling off. (Sells item that is single-handedly carrying the run.) I’m using ore now but it feels weird man. I dunno, it feels weird, ya know. I’m too used to it. 

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

Cunty little thing isnt it

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

a drawing of The Fictional Man suffering can keep a guy going for 5, maybe even 10 more minutes

thank god we still have animash

the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!

my dumb little gerbil who i accidentally fed rocks to once

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

This is what beautiful gay love looks like

sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

watch the pitt

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

This scene was like sexually tense

You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex