frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me
frisk: *is five years old*
No notes 5 year old frisk post
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Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:
I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going “a man” and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like “TONY HAWK???”
Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made
Guys lemme tell you bout this thing
To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song
come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs
“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”
if i had my soul it’d escaped at this
Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.
dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp
i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.
Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.
stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within
Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.
this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity
i love this. but also this made me nearly die.
🥴
good fucking Christ
idk I think it’s funky, alien music and I like it
Fucking hell it feels like my head and my heart are burning from the anxiety this song causes me
Listening to this makes me struggle to breath, like i just fell down the stairs
I fucking hate this
I FUCKING RECOILED
IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE THINKING ABOUT IT. I AM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT OR THIS WILL HAUNT MY DREAMS OH MY GOD I HATE THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
World Hostage Situation
Wdym???
This song is a bop
*totally not having a heart attack rn*
I love 100 gecs
That HURT. This is the song that ends the earth. This is what you hear when the Event Horizon comes crashing out through a black hole. This was. SO NOT GOOD.
I love the original too much to find this troublesome at all.
I have a pretty severe tic disorder that hasn’t been diagnosed as tourettes exactly but on certain days it gets really super bad. This triggered tics I haven’t had since sixth grade (nearly four years) and left arm/right knee felt like it was rotting from the inside out and also made me crave potato chips with sliced pickles on top (but that may be unrelated, im on my period)
I dont know how to phrase this correctly but I wish so many peoples (this includes trans people) perception of gender and transness wasn't simplified for consumption. "trans women are women and trans men are men" is helpful and easy to explain to cis people when it comes to certain things but I think stopping your understanding or patience or ability to understand personal narratives that don't conform to that is genuinely hindering community solidarity.
I know transfems who are boys who are girls, and transmascs who are girls who are boys. I know transfems who are girls who are boys and vice versa. i know trans people who have not always been trans, but it's right for them at this time in their life, and I know cis people who were at one point trans. there is not going to be a simple narrative and that narrative doesn't have to be simple, easily explainable, palatable or something that works towards respect from cis people.
we can't let our catchy slogans get in the way and allow us to tell other trans people they are wrong about themselves or their experiences or understanding of themselves. if someone has a trans narrative that seems a little off, or wrong, or not in line with what you believe about yourself, maybe listen to them next time. our experiences don't have to follow some one liner in order to be allowed liberation and freedom.
Train Fetish Fans Can Now Buy Silicone Trains With Built-In Vaginas
So a lot of people think cut/fresh flowers are really expensive or decadent, and that it’s not worth buying them when they’re at a reduced price because they’ll die within about a day and it’s still Too Expensive and like I just. I need to let you know that it isn’t true and unless it’s a super special occasion and you’re going to an actual florist for an actual special bouquet you don’t have to, nay shouldn’t, pay full price for flowers ever. I mean I can only really speak for the UK where you can get flowers in the grocery store which is naturally cheaper than a florist, and also where I always get mine, but the techniques apply to “anywhere one can obtain a bunch of flowers” If you take care of your cut flowers - which don’t worry isn’t hard - the slightly sad looking slightly wilty half price ones will STILL last you two weeks. Observe:
Everything in that vase except the dark red flowers and the ivory roses was purchased, half wilted, in the reduced bucket an ENTIRE WEEK ago. The dark reds and ivories? TWO WEEKS (I don’t normally premade bouquets because they end up in the reduced less often and even when they do they’re still more expensive than getting a few bunches of different types of flowers) TWO. WEEKS. From a wilted half price “we are become death” state. Here’s what it looked like a whole entire week ago when I put the new flowers in:
(the big yellow bastard in the bottom left is also from the previous week) I mean they’ve still “hardly wilted” now and if I was so inclined I could leave it another couple of days, but this is normally the point at which I remove them and put new flowers in the gaps. Also, cut off the heads and keep them for a bath. You’ll feel So Fucking Fancy and it cost you nothing. So how do you revive sad looking cut flowers, cheat the system, and have a permanent display of vibrant colourful BUT ULTIMATELY CHEAP AS SHIT flowers in your home? 1. Remove the leaves. You can remove all of them if you like but the most important thing is removing leaves along the length of the stem which will be in water. If leaves are submerged they will begin to rot and just kill everything. You can keep the ones that poke out above the vase for bulk and Oooh Pretty Green if you want, or not. 2. Trim the stems with SHARP and CLEAN (preferably steralised by dunking in some boiling water) scissors or a SHARP and CLEAN knife. Do so at an angle. Chances are you need to shorten the stems so they fit in your vase properly anyway, but doing this allows for better uptake of water and nutrients. 3. Use a CLEAN container. If there’s a bit of grossness hanging around from previous flowers, scrub that shit out. 4. Give them cool water. I live in an area with very soft water so I don’t have to do anything, but if you don’t then either filtering it or letting it stand for a few hours first will help. 5. Use flower feed! Most bunches, at least over here, come with a wee sachet of flower food. If you DON’T get a sachet of feed you can MAKE YOUR OWN. It’s super easy. You need 2 tablespoons of lemon juice, 1 tablespoon of regular white sugar and half a teaspoon of bleach (yes really) per 1 litre (quart) of water. You won’t need a whole litre, obviously, but you can keep it in the cupboard in a bottle or just scale down the recipe. Put a teaspoon (or two if you have a big pitcher style vase) in your water. Different flower types optimally need different levels of sugar and you can totally look up what that ratio is if you only have one kind (like all roses or something) but 1 tablespoon: 1 litre works well enough. Now that your flowers are back to life, you can keep them looking good for a decent long while 1. Remove dead/wilted heads either as and when you see them or just like once a week (I’m lazy, I just do it once a week) 2. Remove any leaves that are going the same way 3. Once a week, change out the water. Fish out any plant material that may have fallen in, rinse the container, put in new water and feed. 4. When you’re doing the water change, give the stems another small trim. Only 1cm (half an inch) or so, unless the bottom of the stem is going pale and a bit limp looking, in which case lop off as much of that part as you can whilst still being able to fit them in the vase properly. If they end up noticably shorter than the others, just keep those ones to the outside of the arrangement OR put them in the middle and use the other flowers to keep them propped up within the water so they appear the same height. 5. Replace removed dead flowers with ones from your next cut-price bunch. That way you’re a) keeping a perpetual but ever-changing bouquet and b) need to buy less flowers at once than just waiting for everything to die off and replacing the whole thing. Cut flowers make me happy. I’m sure having a nice beautiful bunch of colourful flowers in your room makes you happy too, and you absolutely don’t need to spend a fortune to make that happen.
Can’t believe this has over 1000 notes anyway here’s my current “dying” flowers
Reblogging to remind myself about this magic
I’m fucking obsessed with the Caesar tanktop
the funniest possible costume design
oh my god i love this movie beyond reason and one time i went to see it in the theater and ted neely was like one row ahead of me (not a surprise, it was an event he was attending) and i talked to him after the movie and he is seriously the softest and kindest man i have ever met and i sang king herod's song at the top of my damn lungs (we were encouraged, but basically nobody sang a goddamn thing) so he heard me do that and ANYWAY, SHIP, THAT MOVIE MADE A LOT OF FUCKIN CHOICES AND THAT SHIRT WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.
oh shit! that’s awesome!
I’m legitimately tempted to recreate this shirt because it’s so fucking stupid—but the same shirt with a big 🚫 would be even funnier
Is this what you wanted ship?! Is this what you fuckin wanted
YES HOLY SHIT
happy pride month to t4t couples i love you
gay t4t couples, lesbian t4t couples, straight t4t couples, bi t4t couples......i wish u nothing but the happiest relationship in the world. happy pride month to u
Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….
Nine of Cups
Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact? Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.
It was too late, when the humans came. They were a young species, still exploring outwards, vital and thriving.
We… were not.
War had ravaged us, and sickness, and war once again, until our population dwindled beyond the point of recovery. We struggled against that, of course… we used genetic manipulation, and cloning, and even more desperate measures. None succeeded. When the humans came, we were sinking into apathy, only a few tens of us left. We had begun to discuss whether we should commit a mass suicide, or simply wait to fade away.
And then the young species came, in their clumsy ships, and they asked us why we were so few.
“We are becoming extinct,” we told them. “We have passed the point of recovery.”
It is custom to avoid the races that are dying – once a species reaches the point of inevitable extinction, even war is suspended, and the fiercest enemy pulls back. The custom was born of plagues and poisons that could be carried forth from a dying world to afflict a healthy one, but it has the implacable weight of tradition now. After we are gone, after they have waited for the prescribed period of quarantine, there will be a fight for our world. Habitable worlds are few, and this is a good one, with plenty of free groundwater and thriving vegetation. It is a bitter thing to be grateful for the custom that allows us to die in peace, but we are grateful.
But the humans don’t know that custom, and they do not leave. They seem distraught, when we tell them we are dying, and try to offer their aid - but their technology is behind ours, and it is too late. When they realize that they can’t save us, though, they do something that bewilders us.
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
It’s happening dudes. Big day
I am respectfully asking goyim to stop saying “well what about this innocent explanation?” when they ask me to explain an antisemitic dogwhistle.
Yes, that person COULD have been born in 1988.
Yes, that person COULD be saying that it was specifically corrupt “religious people” who crucified Jesus.
Yes, that person COULD be honestly confused about how dual citizenship works.
Yes, that person COULD think that (((these brackets))) are just another silly internet joke.
You aren’t the first to bring it up, and you won’t be the last. But “I can’t hear anything” doesn’t mean the dogwhistle isn’t making any sound. It just means you’re not a dog.
Leftists can and should reblog this. You’re not immune. I’ll see someone brag about being able to spot terfs a mile off, then scroll down and see they reblogged a cat picture from from user oyveyzegoyimknow or something.
For those who (like me) have never seen the triple parentheses:
Ah, right, I should probably explain them:
Thank you for the detailed explanation. I knew some of them but not all of them. The thing about parenthesis was new to me. If you think of any other antisemitic dogwhistles people should know about, I’d love to know exactly what to look for.
I decided to create something that I wish I had when I first got diagnosed with autism - so here’s my comic for ASDComicTakeover! You can find out more about the project here!
You can back Sensory: Life On The Spectrum here! Please reblog if you can! I’m also so grateful for all the kind things people have said so far, it means so much to me that my tips have helped you. That’s exactly what I wanted!
When she just buries her face in his chest and sticks her feetsies out real far
HER BELLY AND TAIL ARE SO FLUFFY I’M GOING TOC RY
