cowardice

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Halloween themed starters !

  • ❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜
  • ❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜
  • ❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜
  • ❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜
  • ❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜
  • ❛ you call that a costume? ❜
  • ❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜
  • ❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜
  • ❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜
  • ❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜
  • ❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜
  • ❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜
  • ❛ i hate halloween. ❜
  • ❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜
  • ❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜
  • ❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜
  • ❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜
  • ❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜
  • ❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜
  • ❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜
  • ❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying do not enter for a good reason. ❜
  • ❛ i’m not scared. ❜
  • ❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜
  • ❛ aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating? ❜
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