terrible hockey sideblog

me, looking at a solid brick wall of notifs on a blog i never use: dang someone is rip roaring thru my mitch marner tag wonder if they're oka--

you: I AM TRAPPED HERE PLEASE LET ME OUT

me: dang that's crazy get well soon 😔

like, are there people in the world who DON'T perceive mitchell as a tiny dewdrop pixie? people who look at him and DON'T think "perfect mermaid boy from the deep i need to put u in a lacey bra and shove u in a pool!!!!!!!!!" ?? are there actual human being with consciousness and working eyes that do not think mitch marner, the littlest and mitchellest of boys, should be covered in puppies and babies and giant hockey men whomst adore him at all times? surely there is no one so stupid

also if you're asking if i own a penguins era fleury shirshey the answer is yes.