Im In A Lava Lamp Inside My Brain Hotel

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

no one will ever do it like supernatural because supernatural doesn't know how they did it

@strawlessandbraless why would you hide this great addition in the tags

what would you do if multiple giant inanimate homunculi of yourself with freakish proportions were placed in your home

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

some more misc. one piece drawings! that or a very non-linear story of how law unwittingly signed himself up for pain

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

glad google ai is on top of this

Renfield.

This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.

Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger

I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams

but I found a funnier answer

just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

i fear a lot of ppl confuse “was this character’s death well written and good for the story” with “did i like it, personally”

when i see takes like “there’s no good reason to kill a character” i’m like fair dues they should’ve just had mufasa comedically stuck in an elevator for the second and third acts of the lion king

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

Small, clumsy kindnesses, earnestly given, are more healing than you would believe. More adults should be willing to show the tender caring that a little kid expresses when they say, “You looked sad, so I brought you a rock.”