basta punktum

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

faith lehane in season 3 of buffy the vampire slayer

Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)

Y'all Aslan is not a metaphor for Christ. He is literally Christ. Like Christ from the Bible. Same entity.

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

I wish I could watch Buffy for the first time again. For many reasons but one huge one is to feel my brain chemistry change when Spike crashes in to Sunnydale. (and in to my heart) Seeing him get out of his car muttering “home sweet home” while lighting a cigarette.

I’ll never be the same.

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

you think you're not inconveniencing anyone by not having wants and needs, but actually you're just hard to shop gifts for

just one more graduate degree bro. i promise bro just one more graduate degree bro and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more degree bro. please just one more. one more graduate degree and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just get one more graduate degree bro i promise bro. bro bro please you jsut need one more degree

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet