dirtbag laureate

His carabiner blew romantically in the wind

He tucked his carabiner shyly behind his ear

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

I know a poll that's about defining regions of the united states having answers that are based on these vague squishy regions of the united states is probably bad science but I want to see if there's a pattern here based on where you're from and if you think maryland is the south.

no see results options I dislike those.

#tldr maryland is the nonbinary state#we were Assigned South by the government#the mason dixon line is literally our northern border#however: nobody likes this#northerners call us southerners and southerners call us northerners#the actual culture is a mixture of both

SEE ONLY OTHER MARYLANDERS UNDERSTAND

how did they know

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

bud how the fuck do you have 4k 1080p widescreen. does your monitor have these proportions

did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell

Byrne was purposely stiff and twitchy onstage. "When the band started, I was not going to try and use the movement vocabulary from rock stars or R&B stars," he said. "I thought, 'I can't do that. They're better at it. They've established it. I have to come up with my own thing that expresses who I am: a slightly angsty white guy.'"

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

the ocean was made of sprite also

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time

the Two Trees, who shared with us their ancient light before the stars were brought down to light our scrolls from behind

I like the fact that the two most well-known uses for lithium are treating people who are bipolar, and making batteries, which are also bipolar but in a completely different way.

the shelves are helping the adults hide from the baby

they can’t stay up there forever

i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft 😂 has become a huge meme for me in my brain