oh my god, just LET THEM CURSE ALREADY, Capcom, this is killing me, the game is already rated M 

Wait a minute…..could this be…..?

IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO??

OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE 

Same. My eyes hurt now whenever I see that logo.

each time i see someone writing “puppy” as “pupper” im deeply disturbed because pupper means boobs in norwegian

apologies to everyone who didnt realise this until now

bonus: “rare pupper” literally translates to “weird boobs”

Favourite Tropes #137: the hero who’s been through so much inexplicable nonsense that they’re impenetrably jaded, except instead of being grumpy and cynical they’re just sort of amiably cheerful about it all. Like, the universe has just turned itself inside-out, and they’re all: “Right.. I guess it’s that time again. Could be worse, I suppose - at least this time I’m wearing pants!“

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria

it’s also a great way to deal with social anxiety. i get through socialising outside my comfort zone by treating it like cosplay.

IMPORTANT POST

someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi

guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that b/c you’ll get people’s hopes up, and then they’ll come crumbling down when they find out it’s fake. especially on places that are supposed to have official, confirmed information.

you’ll always have your headcanons and the content you create. but please don’t post or make fake stuff like that claiming that Horikoshi himself said it. it’s not fair to anyone, and you may hurt others in the process.

(for those curious: this is the post in question. the original translation of “breaking up” was a mistranslation that’s been corrected in other translations, including the official, and someone edited the wikia with a fake quote and no source. also, please, DO NOT go after the person who posted the quote b/c they had no idea it was fake when they posted it. it’s not their fault)

yall fuckin demons: uwu pwease dont hate meh for shipping a 24 year owd man with a witeral ten year owd uwu uwu pwease stop cwogging the shipping tag uwu you are awl very wude!!!

yall fuckin demons AGAIN W THIS SHIT: uwu pwease dont hate meh for shipping A 70 YEAR OWD GWAMPA with his FOUWRTEEN YEAR OWD GWANDSON uwu uwu pwease stop cwogging the shipping tag uwu you are awl very wude!!!

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

reblog if you support puppycat and his beautiful body 

so there’s this cool artist, and i love her art and some designs she made, but…

she ships something 100% pedophilic!!

how fucking disappointing :|

me (cleaning up): holds knife

intrusive thoughts: what if-

me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus

Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this

Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.

Gosh. I never have thoughts like this

didnt ask but that sounds nice

Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking

Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.

oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I needed this

Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here…

Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below…

Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.

Me: *doing literally nothing*

Intrusive thoughts: What if-

Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn

Me: I wonder what my wife wants for dinner?

Intrusive thought: a divorce

Me: Now, Timothy, that’s just uncalled for. You can’t even eat that.

Me:* pouring tea*

Intrusive thoughts: you shoul-

Me: pour the hot tea on myself? God fucking chill out I just want some tea edge lord

Okay but thank you for this strategy for dealing with intrusive thoughts. Excellent.

Iconic

Hi mii kuu

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

we have this now so i never want to see the shitty original one again do you hear me

REBLOG IF

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me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

2017: Hold my beer