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this blog is a mess

@ruriska / ruriska.tumblr.com

... and so am i
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dykemarcille

not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

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madtumbleson

I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.

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wizardshark

for all of human history, people have craved The Vegeta

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21+ ARPG Succubuns has a huge halloween event on right now with lots of cute buns and items to get! Check it out at: https://succubuns.com

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orteil42

pokemon game but the whole pokedex is literally just these guys

when i read “blorbo” i’m picturing any one of these at random btw

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Some days I have the powerful desire to be an enormous snake, that, when disturbed, uncoils and rises up with a warning hiss, ready to strike.

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saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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jetru

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

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frostyemma

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

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raimagnolia

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

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janekfan

god those were lawless times. 

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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I'm losing my mind over the hero marketing team that grabbed one guy, shoved him in a black suit and called him Mr. Black and then partnered him up with another dude in a white suit and called him He Is Thomas. God I love this show.

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curseworm

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

i just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones i ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun

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