insert witty tagline here

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

Palestine Masterlist 

(this is a list of informative sources, materials, stores, charities, books, documentaries etc to better help Palestinians, learn about the Palestinian struggle, and educate yourselves on us as a people. This list will be added on to with more links as they are recommended to me.)

Introduction to Palestine: 

Decolonize Palestine:

Al-Nakba (documentary)

The Question of Palestine (book)

The Hundred Years’ War on Palestine: A History of Settler Colonialism and Resistance, 1917-2017 (book)

The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine (book)

IMEU (Institute for Middle East Understanding):

The Nakba did not start or end in 1948 (Article) 

Nakba Day: What happened in Palestine in 1948? (article)

Donations and charities: 

Books:

Palestinian Culture:

Documentaries, Films, and Video Essays:

Palestine Remix: 

Organizations and News 

so was anyone gonna tell me that there’s a notion knockoff developed by the folks who made trello or was i just supposed to find out during one of my personal database tool deep dives?

jk it’s very slow and can only do formulas in data tables with a plugin that makes it even slower! also don’t think there’s an offline mode and the files aren’t saved locally so if atlassian ever kicks the bucket they’re just gone unless u export them somehow (same issue w notion). i’ve been going on a bit of a deep-dive with this but i’m trying out obsidian atm and loving it so far!

This is the best one

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

A follow up in my sketchbook

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

In French they say "80 blaze it"

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”