no "other/see results" we die like men

note that I'm not talking about the best SERIES just your favorite CHARACTER

This is Blossom Culp erasure.

(Seriously, were my sister and I the only people who read those books? No one else ever has any idea what I'm talking about.)

omg someone else who read Blossom Culp! Ghosts I Have Been changed me on an atomic level.

I think a very important unwritten piece of locked tomb canon is that corona and ianthe are absolutely both writing home regularly to mummy throughout the entire series - not with any helpful plot points or anything, they just want pocket money. Their mother, hatefully running a planet that she also hates, has the knack of silently wiring pocket money in an incredibly nasty and hurtful way - despite not accompanying it with a note or anything - just a sort of careful psychic warfare involving timing, amounts of money, the transfer service, etc.

(Although at at one point she asks if one of them has Babs, or if he’s dead or what. Corona ghosts her and ianthe texts back “who”)

Anyway, breaking off your meeting with god or the rebels or whatever because mummy has just sent you $465.73 in THEE bitchiest possible way

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

I forgot Cassie Animorphs and I am so so sorry

I forgot Cassie Animorphs and I am so so sorry

• Cape of shaded ribboned silk.

Date: 1937

Designer/Maker: Charles James

Place of origin: United States

Medium: Silk

My good sir I had a mortgage before any of those characters were published 💀

I know who exactly three of these people are. When I was a kid I wanted to be a Herald of Valdemar.

I wanted to be Menolly with her entire Faire of fire lizards.

I wanted to be a Starfleet officer.

I wanted to be Dirk Pitt.

i wanted to be indiana jones

I wanted to be Han Solo.

I wanted to be Vesper Holly most of all.

Sticking with the literary theme: Meg Murry. If we're doing movies/TV, Princess Leia or Laura Holt.

I wanted to be Alanna

Also Meg Murry, and the kid who lived in the tree in My Side of the Mountain.

Harry from the Blue Sword in middle school, Heralds of Valdemar not until high school

That smart kid from The Westing Game who figured out all the clues

I wanted to be Claudia Kishi with a side of Meg Murry.

Cimorene.

I wanted to be Nancy Drew

Cimorene, Claudia (while knowing in my heart I was really a Mallory) and Meg Murray, yep.

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

harrow would love matzah

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

Carnelian stamp seal featuring a kitty, Minoan, 1900-1600 BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Yeah, nailed it.