Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

my idiot runescape character the only thing that i do anymore. i'm pretty sure her arm is just clipping through her shirt in game but i drew it like that lol

when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...don’t know what is lmao

literally the canine version of this

this handsome boy says Hello from Switzerland 

(via)

high fantasy lost something, I think, when the typical protagonist became ‘’gruff dude in full leather/plate armor’’ and stopped being ‘’muscular yet somewhat gender ambiguous dude in no pants, titty artfully out’’

Talk to me when fantasy media is back on this shit again

There will be 4 blackout trays coming back for the July shop update later this month. Again all proceeds from these trays will be donated to help in the fight for justice and equality. I would like to switch up where I donate to each time so if you know any organizations or funds you would like it to be donated to, please mention them in the comments.

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

WOW someone give this man a small loan of 1 million dollars to make a movie that will kill us all

YES!

‘so due to recent events shit just got complicated’ ICONIC

🗣️🗣️ Louder for the people in the back!!!

He said

“fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fFT-FFT-FT.”

PERIODT!!!!

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It’s me

孤影、重ねて

cover art for the huevember madomagi zine i’m going to print soon!!

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

OH NO MY HEART :’)

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