andria // la dispute

what a ride these last 24 hours have been

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

oh my god

they’re called pizza rolls because it’s pizza that’s been rolled up

Why did you think they were called that??

i’ve never thought about a single thing before in my life

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

when u fake broke cuz u gotta save

The difference between a tap, a poke, and a flick is merely which side of your finger made contact.

Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???) 

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

Reblogging cuz this is vital. Especially the point on self-deprecation. Stop that shit now. It is a glamour-don’t, a welcome sign for fuck ass ppl.

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

Tumblr users based on how they use tags

Lawful good: uses tags strictly for content of the post, including any possible content warnings Neutral good: mostly uses tags for content and warnings, but also puts commentary occasionally Chaotic good: still tags for content and warnings but mostly uses tags for talking

Lawful neutral: uses tags only for content of the post, but sometimes leaves off content warnings True neutral: uses an even mix of content tags and commentary Chaotic neutral: tries to tag content and warnings but does so unreliably and sometimes uses them for commentary

Lawful evil: never uses tags?? Ever??? Who are you people?? Even bots use tags what are you doing Neutral evil: only uses tags for chatting but does so rarely Chaotic evil: doesn’t even use the tags they just add their commentary directly onto the post itself and makes the OP cringe every time they check their notifications

She’s So Gone from Lemonade Mouth, Take A Hint from Victorious and Busted from Phineas and Ferb are in a class of music all of their own.

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.