spoiler so vague as to be useless for my D&D players today:
Gustave Flaubert wrote "On ne saura jamais ce qu'il a fallu être triste pour entreprendre de ressusciter Carthage" in an 1859 letter to Ernest-Aimé Feydeau, perhaps most famously quoted by Walter Benjamin in his Theses on the Philosophy of History
i think i will cause problems on purpose
the Mountain Goats - In League with Dragons
talking heads was right
how
i do ask myself. how did i get here
i’m losing my mind
bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.
anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so
im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
No do not @ me I am herding cows in Minecraft! Do not FUCKING @ me!
winter looks: wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise
Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea
Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.
On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.
Love being brutally called out by the British Library
Pink Floyd : and all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be
12 year old me:
Reblog if your d&d character is a dumbass.
Watch out!
You might get what you’re after
Strange but not a stranger
Im an or-di-na-ry guy
Burning down the house!
“I love walking around the city. I catch the Metro North train at 11:40 every morning. I go to the same gym that I’ve been going to for forty years. Then I just start walking. If you take big strides it really stretches you out. And there are millions of other people walking around. You never feel alone. People smile at you. On weekends I’ll bring my granddaughters with me and we’ll tour different neighborhoods. We’ve seen ten or twelve so far. Sometimes I get to borrow them for the whole afternoon. But they’re at sleep away camp right now so I’m missing them a lot. And that’s about it. I do a little shopping at the thrift store. I stop and read the paper. I eat at outdoor restaurants. It’s simple but I found what makes me happy and I’m doing it. And when I’m heading home at night, sometimes I think: ‘I just had the best day of my life.’”
