Challenge accepted.
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Chocolate Lasagna
Level: Beginner ✦ Recipe►http://princesspinkygirl.com/chocolate-lasagna/2/
Weekend project! Diabetes here I come...
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Hey sinners
Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to
Take the Dante’s Inferno test here and tag your results so we can find out who sins the hardest
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Teunicatarhuagrgsdiugd Fakemon
#???, Note’ochord | Water | Melody Pokémon #???, Tune’icate | Water | Harmony Pokémon
Thank you @seizurespook for this lovely suggestion in the Skype chat the other day.
At 250dB, the calls of a Note’ochord are so loud, they can put a blue whale to shame. It is thought that the patterns on its pelvic fin determine what pitch the calls will be. The slightest difference in pitch from Note’ochord to Note’ochord will allow them to tell each other apart while screaming loudly in the open ocean.
When it begins to approach Level 25, a remarkable transformation occurs. A Note’ochord will have the sudden urge to swim down and bury its face in the sediment. In the wild, it will remain there for a good week or so. Eventually, most of its internal organs (including the brain) will begin to shrivel up, as it becomes nothing more than a large, hollow, fleshy tube. Once the tube begins to branch off, evolution is now complete, and the Note’ochord has become a Tune’icate.
Unlike their pre-evolved form, Tune’icates are sessile creatures who spend all day filter feeding. The individual tube-bodies cannot call as loud as a Note’ochord, but working together and harmonizing, allows for a note of comparable volume. While a Note’ochord uses its calls for communication, a Tune’icate is more interested in using the vibrations of its harmony to disturb the sediment and release more tasty morsels to filter out of the water.
-T
“Teunicatarhuagrgsdiugd”
HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THIS!?
It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game.
I find these mildly terrifying.
Buckle up kids, because this is going to happen.
Couch monsters (Reclinus Carnivorous) are newly-discovered, nocturnal, mostly carnivorous creatures that is closely related to the couch. Scientists are still debating if this creature is the result of natural selection or if it is the result of a couch that has been wildly mutated after falling into a vat of mysterious glowing goop or gamma radiation. This couch will eat anything: keys, wallets, TV remotes, grandma. Whatever gets stuck between its mighty cushions gets lost there, forever. Couch monsters are masters of the art of deception, often disguising themselves as a couch to sneak into peoples homes. Who knows, there might be a couch monster in your living room at this very minute. In the wild, couch monsters are usually spotted outside peoples households feeding on the lawn, trash, or occasional wild animal that passes by. Expert zoologists warn that couch monsters are not to be approached in the wild because of their violent nature. It is not recommended to poke this creature with a stick or make couch monster mating calls to get this creatures attention. In the event that a wild couch monster has spotted you or is currently chasing after you it is advised that you throw away your wallet and keys to serve as bait for distracting the couch monster. When tamed this monster might allow your bottom to be gently rested upon its soft, plush, formidable cushions.
i made this a loooooong time ago for a contest xD
Here is the text that went along with it:
“ You know what?! I think Sudowoodo needs an evolution. I bet you probably forgot that that Pokemon existed until i mentioned it just now. this Sudowoodo evolution will be a Rock/Fighting type with rock hard abs of ROCK! Evolves from Sudowoodo by holding a hard rock and trade, Judowoodo, this Pokemon stands high at 5'3" and is 150 lbs of pure ROCK!! Your enemies will quiver in fear as this bad-a Pokemon unleashes a devastating ROCK SMASH!! With a whopping 130 base attack, that's sure to leave a mark. Think you can knock it out with a fighting-type move? TOUGH LUCK BUDDY!! Judowoodo comes equipped with a 150 base defense so your attacks will hardly leave a SCRATCH!! This guy can take a Close Combat to the face and still keep on trucking! What's that? You say you can take it down with one of its 7 weaknesses? WELL THINK AGAIN, PAL. This Pokemon comes with the ability SOLID ROCK. That reduces damage from super-effective moves by 25%!! THIS POKEMON. RIGHT HERE. JUDOWOODO. THAT'S WHATS UP. “
Thought this was sort of funny that it needed to be dug up again.. then again it is 3 am..