my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

fucking weird

Me: Please be a Rickroll please be a Rickroll please be a Rickroll :D :D :D *clicks the link* WAIT IT'S REAL?!???!!

Why

FIRST PERSON TO GET THE REFERENCE GETS A COOKIE!

CRUISIN’ ON DOWN MAIN STREET, YOU’RE RELAXIN’ FEELIN’ GOOD!

mephiles trying to figure out how the fuck he's gonna make KNUCKLES CRY

You can only reblog this today.

Out of Touch

Yes

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

happy birthday, ferb!

gamefreak has the chance to do something incredibly funny actually

So today's direct...

ok so pachacamac in a bowling alley is ABSOLUTELY a hallucination but which is the funniest option for HOW knuckles is hallucinating:

I CAN’T PICK A FAVORITE!

Shadow: *just chillin'*

Black Doom, after 19 years:

(x)

Tell me the plot of your current hyperfixation in the funniest way possible

I’ll do multiple!

A group of kids brainwash criminals into making apology videos.

A girl’s weapon hyperfixation leads her to uncovering a racism subplot going on in her school.

A woman gets damned to live in an eternal game of Mario Party.

RIP Tumblr Live, you wont be missed

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

Said murder he plead guilty to turned out to be completely staged by his mom eating flowers to make it look like her corpse after she faked her death, with his aunt (who got roped into all of this because she had an unrequited crush on his mom) disguising herself as his mom’s secret identity. Said aunt was physically unable to admit the murder was staged and he had to use his astral projection ability to go inside her brain to find out that information.