“Omg your so quiet”

me around people I actually like and trust:

We’ve come full Jesus

Reblogging in honor of Easter.

My old URL might be gone but my memes will live FOREVER 🥺😔💯

Guess what day it is

im jesus

judas no

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

Every discussion point on this post is gold

Yes, to all of this 👌🏼

A fair and balanced take on something on Tumblr? Crap, the rapture must be coming sooner than I expected!

Holy shit. Let me call up old Lou. See if He’ll froze over.

Wlw museum date (x)

What a sweet date 💟💟

Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

Ummm 😳 ok wow

This is amazing.

Wooweeee ☺️

this is the inside of a fucking fig

Why are people like this?!?!?!?

this piece of iconic tumblr histroy

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.