I have to applaud anon for having enough skill to make a puppet immediately identifiable as being their landlord. That takes some effort.

the perspective I took this photo from is so funny to me she's turned into no talk me angy kitty

^^^ROUND!!!!!^^^

by the ogre

If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

I read the thing

I am a changed woman. Sorry for even making this post when Victor Hugo said it 150ish years before me

The AZ Senate had the votes to repeal the ban last week, so a repeal seems likely. While this would simply put a newer 15w ban in place, this is an immediate benefit to a lot of people who are pregnant and don't want to be, and an indication that the GOP is unable to stand in the face of how pissed off people are.

If you live in AZ, especially, but even if you don't, you need to read the whole article, bc I guarantee that the GOP where you live is going to try to pull bait-and-switch tactics similar to those being tried in AZ, where a pro-reproductive-freedom item is on the ballot. GOPers there are going to try to confuse the vote into failure.

Quickfire with Tribeca Shortlist

where is the lie?

Girl who rides the metro which has a stop 3 blocks from her apartment which is above a Cafe over to the museum to work on the mural they commissioned from her

She also moonlights as a ghost hunter

and shes a lesbian

Naturally

Christina Ricci photographed by Carter Smith for i-D #226, December 2002

Had a very erotic morning trying to figure out what's going wrong with this girl

What I would give for several hours alone for cable management

ghhhghhhjnhh

this is why i want to live in a server room,,

I miss my server rack

Can't wait to rebuild her

uhh um,, does she need/want a roommate? 🥺

There's always room for more computers :3

in the rack or the room the rack is in? either works for me, really :3

*tangling you in the cables like a sculpture of a fallen angel*

*tangling you in the

cables like a sculpture of

a fallen angel*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.

#get spanked by a starfleet officer like the rest of us (via @theragnarokd)

Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."

The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.

this is the izutsumi of aw shucks guess we got worked up over nothing. reblog to realize things are not as bad as they seem

(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn