*texting*
Eddie: im at the store, do we need anything?
Eddie: btw i ate those brownies you left in the fridge
Eddie: they were great did u bake them urself?
Buck: u ate them? all of them?
Eddie: i was feeling snacky
Buck: damn good luck
Eddie: what do you mean ‘good luck’?
Eddie: buck what does that mean
Eddie: BUCK??
*12 hours later*
Eddie: well my soul has finally stopped astral projecting from my body and i can no longer hear colours
Eddie: i also have no clue how i got home from the store, where my child is, or why theres a lawn flamingo on my couch
Buck: so the brownies were good?
Eddie: you’re dead to me
Eddie: (pls tell me u have the child)
Buck: fair
Buck: (i have him)