Marvel Imagines

Oh & before I go uhhhhh Full Offense but people saying Tony got his ass handed to him in CW are literally Laughably Incorrect I mean. Have you Literally Seen Tony Working In Any Other Movies Ever.

Yall…..really think ….. Tony wanted them dead….when he had 19900 chances to kill both of them and took Exactly 0. He could have just blown the bunker. Could have used those ^ shoulder missiles.

Could have just cut straight fuckin through them like he did to 40+ drones.

Homeboy got an arsenal that can send a God into submission And Yet the debate over whether tony was going in for the kill is still an issue?

Hell. We even have footage of him POINTING HIS MISSILES AT BUCKY AND THEN SHOOTING THE DOOR INSTEAD.

I’m not even gonna explain this y'all know how easy a snapped neck would be here.

And even here - putting his hands over his own face bc he thinks Steve is gonna try and kill him- He DOES NOT FIRE his clearly live repulsors. TONY STARK WAS HOLDING BACK THROUGHOUT THAT ENTIRE FIGHT! He did not ‘get his ass handed to him’. My mans served his own heavily traumatised ass up on a platter and said ‘here dudes lemme even the playing field a lil bit for u’. WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!

But fr y’all... just vote Biden/Harris in November. I’m tired

white people aren’t allowed to say poc anymore bc they don’t know the difference between an adjective and a noun. now they have to spell it out, and it’s spelled “PEOPLE OF COLOR,” since a lot of you also don’t know what these abbreviations even stand for

white people can reblog this, especially if you have a lot of white followers

bc a lot of ppl in the notes have seemed to miss the point:

poc stands for people of color and person of color. “pocs” is wrong.

it’s not “poc characters,” it’s characters of color. 

it’s not “poc men” or “poc women,” but men of color (moc) and women of color (woc).

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

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i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

Now HE is a role-model

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

fuck yeah

“accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers” is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of

bonus points if they’re both utter morons who are woefully underqualified for any leadership position but everyone else in the group is even more incompetent so they’re the voices of reason by default

2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

2020 IS the vibe check