pity the fool
maybe we can be
each other’s
ghost towns.
THAT is big dick energy
Oh God! The stealth suit! *swoon*
But…I just noticed now: it has still a bit of red in it!! It’s the first time I notice, but it has these little details on the side and the American flag on the shoulder and THE FUCKING NAME TAG!!
I mean, someone at SHIELD clearly thought that some operative could mistake Steve’s suit for their own and so NAME TAG!!
I love that it says “Rogers” on it. Like a bunch of other dudes are going to fit into his exact Dorito shape anyway. *makes heart eyes*
Yeah, I legit never noticed that name tag!
Update:
I just kind of love how people are like “omg Incredibles 2 has swearing and alchohism it’s so dark and obviously meant for adults” like y’all, Brad Bird films are like this.
The first Incredibles literally had a man attempt to kill himself
also the swears are like “damn” and “hell” which aren’t really swears to begin with like i can think of ten other kids movies that have those words in them. call me when frozone says fuck or something then i’ll consider it
let frozone say fuck
Where the
Is my supersuit????!!!!
i think it’s really funny when ticklish people yell “come at me” and stuff like that b/c as soon as you start wiggling your fingers they turn into cute, blushing, giggling messes ^^
wow this is an attack I will not stand for
what the fuck kind of ticklish people have you been meeting i start throwing punches when people threaten to tickle me
Edward, to Bella: you’re the reason I have something to fight for. a family.
the Cullens, who put up with his emo ass for over a hundred years: damn, fuck us I guess
This has the same energy as Edward saying he’s never seen a vampire control their thirst for blood as well as Bella does, when Carlisle’s been flexing his impeccable control for centuries
I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?
I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post
Not For Puppies
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
“Dudley nearly smiled, then lumbered from the room. Harry heard his heavy footfalls on the graveled drive, and then a car door slammed.”
I LOVE a good character arc with moral growth! Dudley’s change in book 7 was so heartwarming and one of the things I missed most in the films.
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚
IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
SHEEPNADO
when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.
Moshpit
This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.
sheeps are morons lmao
is this what the doggos are for
This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs. Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.
Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.