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Sir Eggy's Simdicate

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Greetings, and Salutations, Esteemed Sojourner! It is my great pleasure to welcome your most honored self to my humble simblr, where I post some random snippets from the lives of my many Sims, as well as some, more or less relevant, musings, rants, grumbles and all sorts of non sequitur, shitpost-like silliness. Fair warning though to you friend, for if you are into boring, realistic Sims 4 gameplay, then turn away good sir/madam, for this is a place of all sorts of Historical, Sci-Fi, Whimsical and Fantasmagorical shenanigans. You are still here? Capital! Allow me then, to introduce my very self, I am Eggyslav (he, his), from far away land of Poland, (but you can call me Eggy), And I shall be your guide. I hope you'll enjoy your stay, and don't forget to aquire some of my creations on your way back.
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panzerfaust

Schmetterling!

Senft

aufmerksamkeitdefizit-hyperaktitvätsstörung

Backpfeifengesicht

Gesundheit (it was my first thought and then I had a moment of "is that an actual German word or a nonsense word my brain thinks sounds German" panic but it IS a word it means good health)

gerechtigkeit (justice)

Handschuhe

Panzerkampfwagen.

I haven't seen a post like this yet today, so:

For all the aromantic, asexual, aroace, and aspec people out there, you are valid and you are loved. Your lack of sexual or romantic attraction does not make you "broken". Platonic relationships, sexless relationships, and loveless relationships are just as important as traditional romantic ones. What matters is that you surround yourself with people who make you happy. I hope you have a fucking phenomenal day. Talk to your friends, pet your animals, and go get some cheap candy tomorrow. (And flowers, if you want a little color for your living space.)

Okay, that is all.

HAPPY SINGLES AWARNESS DAY EVERYBODY! The only holiday that matters this month!

Inner coffin of Ahmose-Meritamun

The inner coffin depicts the queen in the form of a mummy. She wears Hathor wig that ends with two locks and a broad collar. The eyes and the eyebrows are inlaid. The lid is covered with rishi, or feather design. There is a long hieroglyphic text in the center on the lid. The text is asking that the queen be granted, "Invocation offerings consisting of bread and beer, oxen and fowl, alabaster and clothes, all things good and pure on which the gods live. To the Spirit of the Reverend, the king's Daughter, the Priestess, the king's great Wife, Ahmose-Meritamun, Honoured with Osiris." New Kingdom, early 18th Dynasty, ca. 1525-1504 BC. Tomb of Ahmose-Meritamun (TT358), Deir el-Bahari, Thebes. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo. JE 53141 Photo: ddenisen (CC BY-SA 2.0) Read more

OMG, where was this post when I was collecting sources for my Master Thesis???

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Ophelia of Lausanne, Queen of Windenburg (1620-1673) - Part 8 - Captivity & James' Execution

OMG, I NEED THIS COLLAR!!!

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SERIOUS????

Why have you chosen HIM out of all the people? This fucking clown will not only ruin your country, but also countless others with his wack-ass policies. If he stops supporting Ukraine, they will loose the War. In turn, my own country, Poland will be open for inevitable russian aggression. YOU FUCKERS. YOU STUPID ALT RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Friend 🌿🌸,

I hope this message finds you well. Due to the conflict in Gaza, we have lost everything—our newly built home and my husband's job. Our son Yamen was born just months after the war began, and his future is uncertain.

We urgently need help to secure a better future for an entire family especially our lovely innocent son Yamen 👶💙. After six months of struggling, we’ve barely reached half of our €20k goal. I would be truly grateful if you could spread awareness about our situation by reblogging the pinned post and, if possible, consider donating €10 or €20.

Your support can make a significant difference for Yamen’s future 🌼✨.

Our campaign is verified by:

✅️ @el-shab-hussien and @nabulsi

✅️ @90-ghost

Thank you for your kindness; it means the world to us 🌷🤍.

Warm regards,

Ghadeer Al Arqan

(Ashraf's wife)

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Reblogging right away. Good luck and I hope Yamen will have a nice childhood. All the best to you.

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HEY EVERYONE;

here's mine! tag your mutuals!

@veone @bunmou @kosmokhaos @cavernsofdarkness @shandykey @vampiremilfs @bri-rawr @non-sims-4 @rollingsim and anyone else!

100000% accurate kdjfdklajklf this was fun and super cute!

Tagging you if you see this!

Pretty much me, but I don't see myself as a good leader, I definietly lack the confidence and charisma for that. It was a fun experience @kieraplaysthesims, thanks for the tag!

I tag whowever wants to join the fun. :)

~If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!~

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  1. I love history, I have a few favourite time periods: Ancient Egypt (For it's culture), Roman Empire (for it's history and characters), Late medieval period (for it's military), and late 17th, early 18th century in Europe (because of aesthetics, art, architecture, music, and yes, even fashion).
  2. I have a colection of weapon replicas. Mainly swords, and flintlock guns.
  3. I am pitch perfect, but can't play any instrument.

Yo momma jokes, but they are wholesome.

Yo Momma so fat... That she should consider changing her dietary habits, and find some time for excersise, because obesity is a serious illness that can and will lead to more problems on the way.

Yo Momma so stupid... But what she lacks in intelligence and education, she makes up tenfold with her dedication to hard, honest work, and kind heart.

Yo Momma so ugly... Because between raising children and working a day job/taking care of the household, she never had the time for a bit of selfcare and relaxation. So consider giving her a Beauty Spa voucher next Mother's Day, so she can look and feel her best.

EYES ON VENEZUELA

VENEZUELA NEEDS YOUR HELP. READ. REBLOG. EDUCATE. HELP. A lot of things are happening in the world right now. But one thing I don't see receiving enough attention right now is the situation in Venezuela. Nicolás Maduro has just won the Venezuelan election with 51.21% of votes compared with 44.2% going towards his rival Edmundo González Urrutia. Except THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Undeniable election fraud has taken place - anyone within Venezuela knows that Maduro is a ruthless dictator and he was an extremely unpopular candidate. Maduro's victory does not reflect the will of Venezuelan voters. Venezuelan people are getting kidnapped and killed by the military on the streets. And this is just the beginning of Maduro's rule. I am not from Venezuela, but read the messages of friends that are as the situation unfolded.

Venezuela are on the brink of civil war, being cut off from the world, and are being killed on the streets. One of the people you just read messages from urged me to send this message:

WHAT YOU CAN DO: - Spread the word. Educate others. Reblog this post. Do research. If anyone can provide additional context and stories, please share. Talk about this on any social media platform you have. I am primarily a Sonic fandom account - I urge that if anyone with a sizeable following in this fandom reads this post, that they please share this in front of their followers. Please ensure this post spreads through the fandom ecosystems. Below is a link to a Twitter post that has artists in the replies that are from Venezuela, if you wish to give any of them financial support:

Thank you.

PRINCES 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 TOWER 👏🏻

(Also the hanging gardens of Babylon were mostly likely ACTUALLY the terraced gardens of Nineveh. Much more evidence of complex irrigation shit at that site)

(Also II: when EXACTLY did Hitler decide that the Final Solution was to be one of mass murder instead of ethnic cleansing? Like, we know he made the decision sometime between Oct 41 and Jan 42, but I wanna know the EXACT moment so Holocaust historians everywhere can stop wasting 87 pages on this in every gosh darn book)

Why would Mayans abandon their cities? What happened to King Khufu's Mummy, and is it still in the Great Pyramid? Where, and when exactly Christening of Poland took place? Was Atlantis actually a thing, or did Plato just pull it out of his ass? How many nuclear warheads did USSR lost during Cold War? What was the only thing Emperor Titus regretted on his deathbed? Where is the body of Alexander the Great? What scrolls were inside Library of Alexandria? Who's grave should I piss on for destroying it?

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Coming in from Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine is the Servo Skull. Made from the skulls of pious servants of the Imperium of Man, these drones continue their service after death. As it's only a head, I recommend using my null parts when using this piece. Enjoy!

Null Plumbot parts: https://sims-tec.tumblr.com/post/747407382112534528/download-plumbot-null-pieces-zip

Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1orUuX3eEXMd7GH1BFynO_K9KkuQJfeZz/view?usp=sharing

SimsFileShare: https://simfileshare.net/download/4735616/

ShareMods:

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, It disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of Steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude Biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for The Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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