get grimaced idiot

if anyone thinks there’s a better gif than this one then theyre dead fucking wrong

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

THE BRICKS

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo

The divorce was not Han’s fault. A couple can’t survive their kid becoming a genocidal fascist. I would also be put off if my kid decided to join the life path of my wife’s fascist dad. If I was married.

Did they actually get divorced even? Or was Han like “I’m taking some time to digest the fact your brother tried to kill our kid and our kid decided to go down the life path of your dad who brutally tortured me. Still love you though. Bye.”

It’s not Leia’s fault but at the same time. Those child murdering generics didn’t come from the Solo side of the family.

“Ben, I just want to tell you that I love your mother very much and the divorce is 100% without a doubt absolutely your fault.”

hamilton quote in 2023 again? yeah

now animated

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

Revolver Ocelot

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

Happy anniversary to [tumblr]’s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

me_irl

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

Peak comedy 

fuck you for making me read this

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

Image description: an edited tumblr thread. The first message reads “ppl who celebrate stuck boat birthdays are annoying pass it on” and the second reads “fuck this post and happy birthday Ever Given”. End description.

happy two years, evergiven

unstuck, but never forgotten

Welcome to the first bracket of US Government Agencies! This is being run by the mod of @centers-for-disease-control.

Below we have the set up for round one:

Round One:

A compilation of my favorite responses to the bracket

finally. a well seeded fucking bracket.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

My daughter will get my tumblr account login details as a part of the inheritance

rich heritage

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Good Luck Post do your thing!!!

Switching Pendulums

y I watch this for like 9 mins straight