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Things that both happen in the same episode of doctor who

(content warning for dark humour and references to various morbid topics)

1.A thoughtful and moving depiction of suicidal depression/The Doctor fights a giant invisible chicken

2.An iraq war allegory involving aliens that cut off human skin and wear it/those aliens also fart a lot and laugh about it

3.The Doctor is tortured for billions of years in a metaphor for the incremental nature of moving on from grief/doors are revealed to be canonically sentient and mad at everyone and the doctor makes a psychic link with one

4.The Doctor grapples with the consequences of abandoning his friend because he cannot face the inevitability of her death/aliens make kids into geniuses by feeding them french fries fried in space oil so they can hack into the universe, they are then killed by said french fry oil

5.A man must deal with his loved one's inevitable death from a terminal illness/the doctor flys a sleigh pulled by a flying shark while wearing a santa hat

6.The Doctor accidentally causes his companion to be killed then brought back only to be trapped in a dystopia for ten years mutilated and dehumanized/missy dabs

7.The endpoint of the human race is revealed to be them mutilating themselves putting their heads in spheres and sadistically murdering other humans for fun/The Doctor becomes tinkerbell jesus

8.The Doctor admits that he's seen so many people die that he's lost count and become numb to it/the villains evil plan revolves around burning a sea monsters poop as fuel

9.The Doctor grapples with the ethical implications of the death penalty/a farting alien tries to blow up a town and then escape on a space surfboard

10.The Doctor abandons his companion for 30 years and then erases a version of her from existence against her will/a robot is killed by getting hit on the head by a replica of the mona lisa

Donna being magnificent + the Doctor being so proud of her

stay warm!

I painstakingly searched for some of these clips pretty much everywhere...and yes I used the Carpenters (告我)...because I love that song and it fits 'kay? The quality of some where only soso but here you go and you are welcome. Think of it as a very sweet Easter treat 🐇 I still can't get over the way they look at each other...especially our little dragon...just 🥹🤧

🍭🍭Sorry...just me and my usual dose of candy 🍭🍭

This shoot was in many ways rather perfect. The hair, the tight metallic shirt, the black and white aesthetic...just nnnnnngh

– Don’t you need to…repay me well?

– Repay?

Guardian | S01E25

Chinese Drama - 2018, 40 episodes

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just ZYL being unprofessional again

don't encourage him SW 🙄

it has a fic now

For this month's @guardianbingo bonus prompt: Twins

I've had this yin-yang concept in mind for a long time, but it had never gotten past the sketch phase until this month's prompt gave me an excuse to put time into finishing it.

I will have stickers with this design up in my Etsy shop very soon! (I would have them up already, but the shop is closed while I'm on vacation the next two weeks, and I didn't want to send out new product notifications right before shutting down orders. If you follow the shop, you can get notified when the stickers go live.)