Tyler

ON GOD! Fake ass bitches...

I saw a lot of overlap and this is my contribution to both fandoms. I'm not taking any criticism.

I heard erwin smith

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.

One time I asked my friend for advice on something and she just sent me this

And you know what, that was for the better

Unmute !

The noise I made when this started on the beats made 3 of the students in my class say “bless you!” and one (the closest) ask if I was okay.

@mae-is-ace

@hexxous

LMAO I SAW THIS ON TIK TOK

Okay so the first Percy Jackson book AND the first season of A:TLA came out in 2005, so now I’m just picturing little middle schooler Percy watching the show after his first summer at camp, and sitting bolt upright and yelling “IM A FUCKING WATER BENDER?”

Everything about the books stays the same except any time he uses his powers he yells “WATER BENDING, BITCH”

Poseidon has to physically stop himself from smacking his son in the face with ocean water

Percy after the book 1 finale on his way to sink The Princess Andromeda:

percy after he defeats any god/titan/monster using his water powers:

Huh. I'd bend Earth then.

HEY IF YOURE IN THE US. CONGRESS IS TRYING TO END ENCRYPTION SO THEY CAN POSSIBLY LIMIT OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH UNDER "FOR THE CHILDREN" ITS BEEN AT THE START OF THE PANDEMIC AND NOW AT THE SENATE, CALL YR REPS AND TELL THEM YOUR AGAINST THE EARN IT BILL. TELL THEM ITS THE END OF FREE SPEECH.

PLEASE PLEASE SIGN THIS AND REBLOG! IF YR NOT IN THE US AND WANNA TRY, USE A RANDOM US ZIPCODE

This is true and current as of June 2020. Calling your senators is usually the best way to make an impact. Here’s some more context.

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

@hexxous @hexxous @hexxous

Remember Mario???

Unfortunately.

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

@hexxous @hexxous @hexxous

My glasses are dirty even right now.

always bickering

+bonus 

y’all I CANNOT

which hell am I in to be in the same universe with them 

Yo I’m a sucker for this trope in fics, movies, show etc. every time a pairing are getting intimate and one of them caresses their partner’s face and their partner just goes like...

IT JUST MAKES MY HEART GO LIKE

INFP:  Do you smoke weed? 

INTP: I don’t get why people do drugs. You can just make yourself sleep-deprived for essentially the same effect. I’m basically high 100% of the time. This is just my brain’s natural state, no additional preservatives required.