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fake pink feelings

@pnlix-blog / pnlix-blog.tumblr.com

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glorioustiel

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

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Dick on dick is better than dick on vag.

Luke hemmings

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baekhyuneeh

Blow up my inbox.

  • Would you rather..
  • Fuck, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
  • Creepy anons
  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
  • Anonymous secrets
  • Anything you want!
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Be Respectful To Your Writers

Posting this for a tumblr friend who I feel upset for.

Readers, please be respectful to writers.

It shouldn’t be hard to understand this. It takes a lot of time for people to write stories for their readers and it’s not okay for readers to disregard how the authors, admins, fanfic writers are feeling. Writers have personal lives and their blogs aren’t their main priority. Their readers don’t have the right to demand/pester for more content. A lot of these writers are writing for fun and want to share something the fandoms can enjoy. Don’t ruin that by being ungrateful and attacking writers for not posting fast enough or posting at all. Learn to be patient and be thankful for the work that writers put out for you.

Also, if readers don’t give any kind of feedback or positive messages to encourage the writing… Like why would you be surprised if writers start feeling frustrated and start giving up?

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malumie
Anonymous asked:

If you weren't dating Mac who would U date?

Whos’ Mac? Do you mean Maccoroni cheese? because I’d be dating Ravioli they’re both great types of pasta! 

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ok 

What the fuck did you type to get this up? 😂

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Luke, Ashton, and Michael walk in all hot and stuff and then it pans over to Calum and I’m dying

He’s so freaking adorable I can’t

i just whimpered out loud what the ehll

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pnlix-blog

i just choked 

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I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

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pnlix-blog

where do i sign ??

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‘Would you suck Michaels dick for concert tickets?’ Bitch, i’d suck Michaels dick because it’s Michaels dick.

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every muke shipper ever: LOOK-LOOK AT HOW LUKE JUST LOOKED AT MICHAEL, THEY ARE IN LOVE
person: they're just looking at each other like normal friends do...
muke shippers: NO NO THEY ARE FUCKING IN LOVE OK SHUT THE FUCK UP
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