Would u rather kill Lana Del REY or make Jesse rutherford eat 12 bananas thru a human centipede and ur family is in that chain
well lana didn’t title her debut album born to die for no reason
Would u rather kill Lana Del REY or make Jesse rutherford eat 12 bananas thru a human centipede and ur family is in that chain
well lana didn’t title her debut album born to die for no reason
honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes
Luke hemmings
Posting this for a tumblr friend who I feel upset for.
Readers, please be respectful to writers.
It shouldn’t be hard to understand this. It takes a lot of time for people to write stories for their readers and it’s not okay for readers to disregard how the authors, admins, fanfic writers are feeling. Writers have personal lives and their blogs aren’t their main priority. Their readers don’t have the right to demand/pester for more content. A lot of these writers are writing for fun and want to share something the fandoms can enjoy. Don’t ruin that by being ungrateful and attacking writers for not posting fast enough or posting at all. Learn to be patient and be thankful for the work that writers put out for you.
Also, if readers don’t give any kind of feedback or positive messages to encourage the writing… Like why would you be surprised if writers start feeling frustrated and start giving up?
If you weren't dating Mac who would U date?
Whos’ Mac? Do you mean Maccoroni cheese? because I’d be dating Ravioli they’re both great types of pasta!
ok
What the fuck did you type to get this up? 😂
just a lil mikey appreciation post to help get my blog back together
DONT RISK IT ALWAYS REBLOG
Luke, Ashton, and Michael walk in all hot and stuff and then it pans over to Calum and I’m dying
He’s so freaking adorable I can’t
i just whimpered out loud what the ehll
i just choked
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it. • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad. • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel. • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there. • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover. • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick. • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it. • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel. • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas. • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https:// • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking. • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test. • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft. • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster. • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out. • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier. • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either. • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat. • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes. • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing. • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks. • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy. • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it. • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
Close your eyes and let this take you somewhere beautiful.
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.
where do i sign ??
‘Would you suck Michaels dick for concert tickets?’ Bitch, i’d suck Michaels dick because it’s Michaels dick.
yall better believe i caught a cute #muke moment on camera last week
OK BUT HOW TJEY LOOKED AT EACHOTHER IFMSUCKID