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Shark Apologist

@lillybean730 / lillybean730.tumblr.com

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ID: Text on fire reading "Commissions! :3" End ID

Hey! I've been talking about opening commissions for a while now, so here it is!

ID: 3 drawings of a "xeno" style inkling from Splatoon, they're holding what looks like a yellow catfish. From left to right: A drawing with full coloring and shading for $15, a drawing with flat colors for $10, and a drawing with only line art for $5. End ID

ID: Left image depicts a person with cat ears and a tail fencing with a young elf girl. The background is mostly red with magical swords and flowers bursting out. Center image depicts the same cat person kneeling in front and holding the hand of a crying child with wings and feathers. Stars are emerging from their hands and forming constellations. Right image depicts an angel-like creature bound in dark chains with a large sword through its chest. The angel has white blood and is weeping. There is a large elaborate halo and beams of golden light behind it. Text on the image reads "Lightwarden - Futility". End ID

This is mostly ffxiv art but if you want more examples, check out my art tag #my art , or visit my art blog @lillybean730-art !

What I can draw: Furries, Non-Sexual Nudity, Blood/Light or Stylized Gore

What I can attempt to draw: Porn, Mechas, Detailed Gore

What I won't draw: Anything Bigoted, Rape, Incest, CP

If you're interested, just send me a message on here! Thanks in advance :3

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band recommendations from a black punk !!

tl has been discussing poc in alternative scenes specifically punk scenes recently. punk has been a big spintrest for me for a while so id thought id share some bands with poc members that deserve love!!

im more into hxc punk so most of these bands will be hxc subgenres. i will be adding genre’s and country of orgin!! not adding any links for now, look out for any edits.

  1. hong kong fuck you , grindviolence from tijuana, mexico. a project of christian hell, has latino and black members
  2. zulu , powerviolence from los angeles, california, usa. originally a solo project of anaiah lei, all members are black
  3. zyanose , noisy hardcore punk from osaka prefecture, japan. all members are japanese
  4. g.i.s.m. , hardcore punk / heavy metal band from tokyo, japan. all members are japanese
  5. limp wrist , queer hardcore punk from albany, new york, usa. martin sorrondeguy is latino (also apart of los crudos)
  6. los crudos , hardcore punk band from chicago, illinois, usa. all members are latino
  7. despise you , powerviolence band from californa, usa. some if not all members are latino
  8. bad brains , hardcore punk band from washington, d.c, usa. all members are black (probably the most well known band on this list)
  9. gorepot , stoner brutal / slam death metal / grindcore band from taiwan. solo project. their genre is complicated and they aren’t exactly punk but they deserve some love
  10. sebum excess production , deathgrind band from from brazil. solo project (?)
  11. c.a.r.ne , pornogrind band from mexico city, mexico. all members are latino
  12. bodily stew , goregrind band from california, usa. ive heard that eddie and david are latino but i may be wrong
  13. mxmxm , mincegore band from coachella, california, usa. might be a solo project but but ive heard they are latino
  14. chulo , grindviolence band from bogatá, colombia. all members are latino
  15. soul glo , hardcore punk band from philadelphia, pennsylvania, usa. 2 of the current members are black
  16. taqbir , post-punk band. moroccan but based somewhere in europe. all members of the band are anonymous (?)

ill be adding onto this list as i go (im a little tired now) but please recommend bands for this list!!

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and other exciting goings on from walks past (i have these because i like to show my friends every single thing i see ever)

[ID: nine pictures of various objects outside.

the first shows several different chairs sitting out with the trash, including office chairs, a couple stools, and a recliner. the second shows the roof of a shed which has a fake shark head sticking out between the solar panels, with a baby doll in its mouth. the third is a very blurry picture of a dryer sitting in the road.

the fourth shows two child-shaped slow down warning signs, one of which is made to look like a real child but very worn and deteriorated so it's a little scary. the fifth shows a bunch of luggage and old-timey pirate-style barrels sitting on the ground. the sixth shows a bunch of bathtubs and sinks sitting out behind a house.

the seventh shows a plastic chair either stuck on a fence or in a tree so it looks like it's floating. the eighth shows a stove lurking ominously in the fog. the ninth shows two light fixtures sitting on the ground romantically together.]

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roastbeasts

LOOKING FOR ARTISTS WHO ARE WILLING TO DRAW FOR PALESTINE RELIEF

hello! wanted to organize something like this for awhile now. long story short i'm looking for 10+ artists who are willing to draw in exchange for donations to palestinian gofundmes. thinking about hosting a stream where we all hang out and raise some money for a good cause.

here are some guidelines:

  • have examples of your work ready if you are accepted! i'll be making promo art for this as soon as possible
  • samples can be as complex or simple as you want them to be. anything that gives ppl a feel for ur style works perfectly
  • any kind of art (whether that be digital sketches, writing, physical art, etc) is acceptable as long as you have a way of getting it to the person who donated
  • streaming your work isn't required but greatly appreciated! the same goes for speaking in call during the stream. all of this will be done through discord most likely

reply to this post or dm me if you're interested! rbs appreciated. thank you!

ALMOST HALFWAY THERE!!! we've got 5 artists including myself & i've decided that we're shooting for 12! thank u all so much for spreading this around

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cryptotheism

You go to a gentrified artisan burger joint and there's a burger called "The Budd Dwyer" for 14$

And if you don’t say you want it with “the works” they give you nothing but a crusty burger on a brioche bun that’s mashed to atoms with your first handling of it. Now, I ain’t one of them fancy-ass city folk you youngin’s are talkin’ about but I think I might know a thing or two about good country cookin’ and that just ain’t it. Keep your brioche. Keep your Dwyer. I’ll just take a Bud and head on down to the pasture, gnaw on a cow down there. That’s good country livin.

Love where you're taking this joke, but you should Google Bud Dwyer.

At least he was an organ donor.

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During one semester of PE in high school I got put in a section called Team Sports. This was significantly better than a regular unit because the athletic kids were able to play and I largely got to sit and watch.

Months were devoted to what they called Pickle Ball but I’ve since learned was basically ping pong with larger than average paddles. The paddles had been through the absolute wringer, all padding had been rubbed and torn off by a relentless stream of bored adolescents like myself.

This presented me with a unique opportunity. I had a pencil, nominally used to keep score. I had a blank wooden panel. And I had large stretches of time sitting on the sidelines.

Every day I’d pick a blank paddle. I’d doodle little animals, bizarre monstrosities, and a bunch that were just a huge eye in the middle with the words “Big Brother is Watching”. What can I say; I was reading 1984 at the time.

When we finally finished with the paddles and moved on to badminton I completely forgot my dozens of illustrations.

It wasn’t until several years later that it got brought up again. I was hanging out with a friend and their younger sibling. We were listening to them lament their high school experience of the day. “But I won the Pegasus paddle, so that was cool.”

“Wait- what?”

“Yeah, most of them are just Big Brother, so they’re not exciting, but there’s only one Pegasus so we fight over it. Last week I had an elephant I really liked though.”

“You guys fight over the paddles with art on them…?”

“Yeah!”

My friend turned to me and asked, “Didn’t you make all those drawings?”

Their sibling lit up, “You made them?!”

I sat in silence as the complexity of the world and the waves we leave behind as we move through it washed over me. I contemplated how intertwined I was with the rest of existence to create such a beautiful moment.

I had made art on a whim out of boredom and it had an effect on someone else’s day, someone who through random happenstance years later was telling me about it all unknowing.

Their sibling was delighted when I drew them another pegasus on the spot and announced that they’d be the talk of PE now that they’d uncovered the mystery artist.

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I'm watching a video essay about a game ive been interested in playing. The creator of the video, who has crossdressed multiple times, makes a "women arent funny" joke, and i suddenly realize ive never witnessed him acknowledge a woman in an uplifting way before.

I'm on a dating app for lgbt+ people. I've stated multiple times on my profile that i would rather lose an arm than recieve nudes without consent. I will be sent five dick pics for every 2 people i talk to that night.

I'm talking with my dad, who informs me he's been trying his best to learn about trans issues. He says the same things steven crowder brings up when trying to ridicule trans people. I gently but firmly correct my father and get told that ive been fed propaganda.

I'm on instagram, under the comments of a post ridiculing someone for being a misogynyst. Someone's left a comment saying "it must be hard being a woman on the internet" and i respond "it is." I will have every aspect of my appearance scrutinized as a reminder that no matter how well i pass, it will never be enough for someone with bad intentions.

I'm back on that dating app for lgbt+ people. I'm messaged by an attractive looking person, but i can see their partner prominently displayed in all but their main photo, oftentimes striking what im sure they thought was a very intimidating pose. Their bio says "looking for a third for our anniversary." I know that even if I did feel up to it, the gruff partner wouldnt approve of me because i don't pass.

I'm at a job interview for a clothing store. I tell the gracefully-dressed woman interviewing me that ever since i began my transition, i've discovered an interest in fashion, and that this job would allow me to dip my toes into the industry in a safe way. I'm told that i've reduced womanhood to a stereotype, and i can tell by her tone that i lost any chance at the job the minute she realized i was trans.

I'm at the same hospital i got facial feminization surgery in, trying to figure out what's wrong with my bowels. When the person behind the desk gives me a wristband with my patient info on it, i notice a single, lonely, letter M. I ask a nurse in private why it would say that despite me having changed it nearly a year prior. They say they have no clue, and bring in paperwork for me to fill out and have it re-changed again.

I'm living with my mom at the time. I'm new to transitioning, and decide to try my hand at voice training. It feels a bit off, but otherwise im feeling neutral toward the whole thing. I try speaking in this new voice to my mom and she laughs. Now, when people ask if i intend to voice train, i find speaking at all difficult for minutes after.

I didnt have some sort of grand message to convey by this. I just had a thought and then that thought spiralled into whatever the hell this became. Some, okay most, might call it complaining; they are right to do so.

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jv

Fuck, this may very well be the end of Eurovision as a cultural force in Europe.

What’s going on:

  • The Dutch artist have been showing some mild unease at the Israel presence there this year during the past week. The Irish ones have been forced to change their looks because it included the words “ceasefire” and “freedom for Palestine” in ancient gaelic script.
  • Yesterday, someone from the Israel delegation joked about the dutch artist’s father death (the Dutch song is dedicated to him) and there was “an incident” (undisclosed, but the rumor-mill says the Dutch guy may have punched the jokester)
  • Eurovision have disqualified the Netherlands from today’s final.
  • The Dutch broadcaster association (those who pick who to send to EV) posted this a few hours ago:
  • There has been protest within the Finnish public broadcaster asking for Finland withdrawal
  • The head of the political party who is the junior partner in the government of Spain is also calling for our withdrawal.
  • The Israeli delegation seem to have spent the week literally harassing anyone they perceive as critical, with several complains about their behavior already being published.
  • The Israeli song is one of the favorites to win, and if they do, next year Eurovision would be organized by them. If that happen, there is no way several countries wouldn’t just refuse to take part.

So yeah, there is a chance this may be it for the festival. Good job, Eurovision. Great fucking job.

Shit is going down HARD in Eurovision right now.We are hours from the beginning of the fest and in the last couple of hours:

  • The french artist stopped his song during the dress rehearsal today, gave a speech about peace, and left the stage
  • The Irish ones sent a press release asking the EBU to disqualify Israel for the comments their broadcaster had done about the Irish song
  • Both Ireland and Greece didn’t show up to the festival flag parade that kickstarts the show.
  • Norway’s artist who were going to be the spokesperson of the jury tonight announced she is declining to participate… An hour ago, about 8 hours before she would have to go live

And now, the real winner of last year conquest and tumblr sexyman, Käärijä, just announced he is also stepping down as the Finnish jury spokesperson tonight. What a shitshow.

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fleshdyke

my favourite genre of picture is pictures of birds you don't normally see with their beaks open yawning or whatever. like its so fucking funny

white tipped sicklebill

sword billed hummingbird

kiwi

roseate spoonbill

i cant tell if this is a white ibis or an african sacred ibis but its one of them

pied avocet

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