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#SHAKE HIS HAND RIGHT NOW The Suicide Squad (2021)

To the secret lab!

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OH MY GOD.

Raw Desire

Synopsis: Something is wrong with him. Something none of the Avengers, including Thor, understand. When Loki turns into his Jötun form unwillingly and begins to act in a very primal and aggressive way, their solution for the problem is to lock him up in a cell below the compound until it’s all over. It’s a disease, perhaps, one which only Frost Giants can develop. Only Loki is not sick. Loki is in heat–and his Jötun body will not rest until his most carnal desires have been satisfied…

Words: 9176 Warnings: Jötun!Loki, smut, fluff, symptoms of addiction

A/N: You wanted some Jötun!Loki, I wanted some Jötun!Loki… so here we go. Enjoy, everyone! 😏

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Raw Desire

Synopsis: Something is wrong with him. Something none of the Avengers, including Thor, understand. When Loki turns into his Jötun form unwillingly and begins to act in a very primal and aggressive way, their solution for the problem is to lock him up in a cell below the compound until it’s all over. It’s a disease, perhaps, one which only Frost Giants can develop. Only Loki is not sick. Loki is in heat–and his Jötun body will not rest until his most carnal desires have been satisfied…

Words: 9176 Warnings: Jötun!Loki, smut, fluff, symptoms of addiction

A/N: You wanted some Jötun!Loki, I wanted some Jötun!Loki… so here we go. Enjoy, everyone! 😏

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A/N: “I remember exactly what I did after that. I went and had a nice hot bath and a glass of wine and I never thought about it again because it was just a bit of fun.” Oh… you were saying, Loki? ;-)

Words: 1593 Warnings: pure smut, maid!Reader

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) — letterboxd reviews (insp)

My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

BoTW, OoT, TP and SS Link NSFW headcanons

As the title suggests, here are some of my own general NSFW headcanons for the different incarnations of the Hero of Hyrule. Featuring Breath of the Wild, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword Links. This is my first time ever writing headcanons so apologies if it’s a bit rough, but please enjoy!

S/O is female!

18+ ONLY, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

If I see that you’re a minor and interact with this post, I will block you.

Hero of the Wild

Loki Glorious flipping Hair compilation

I missed you // Draco Malfoy

It was for the best. Wasn’t it? He didn’t love her anymore, and nor did she. That happens sometimes. People just fall out of love. It was mutual; there was no fight, nobody was angry. The relationship had run its course, no feed to fuss about it. Besides, it wouldn’t have made sense for them to remain, boyfriend and girlfriend, when they’d each lost feelings.

If all of that is true…then why does it hurt so much? Y/N wondered as she lay flat on her back, the bedsheets around her in disarray from all her tossing and turning. She knew there was no way she’d find sleep easily tonight, not after the breakup. She felt as if a piece of her had been forcefully ripped from her. But why? She had a hunch for almost an entire month that she’d lost feelings for Draco. Shouldn’t she have been prepared for the end? Alas, Y/N knew that completely preparing oneself for a breakup is an impossible feat. 

These thoughts swirled through her brain as she finally closed her eyes. She clutched the sheets in her palms, trying to ground herself. Her forehead was tense with wrinkles as she was already anticipating the nightmares. But nevertheless, after a few more minutes of restlessness, her body’s need for slumber overtook her.

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Kinktober Day 16 - Stalking (Older Draco Malfoy)

(Adult Draco edit by myself)

Summary: After noticing you more and more in the Ministry, Draco can’t stop his obsession with you.

Warnings: Stalking, obsessive behaviour, manipulation, creepy intentions

(Possible proof reading errors)

*Please do not replicate my work anywhere else without my express permission*

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He’d never seen you before in all of his time at Hogwarts and now he was in the Ministry of Magic, he saw you everywhere.

You were shy, didn’t like to look people in the eye much but you were a good worker from what he’d heard. You just seemed to appear on his lunch breaks, you’d randomly come into his office and you’d pass each other in the corridors.

You kept an especially wide berth from him and he wondered if you felt intimidated or if you had been talking to Potter in the Auror office about the shameful things he used to do. The Malfoys were no longer the family du jour in high society. It was lucky he’d even gotten a job here.

Now you were both in the lift and he stared at the back of your head as you faced forwardly rigidly, desperate not to invite conversation. It didn’t last when the lift jerked and bounced more than usual and you fell backwards.

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girl in the mirror | DRACO MALFOY

MASTERLIST

PAIRING: Draco Malfoy x Muggle!Reader

WORD COUNT: 2.1k 

SUMMARY: in which draco and y/n are soulmates and can hear each others’ music, and you’ve been blasting sad songs all week, worrying draco. 

WARNINGS: one mean joke about americans sozzles 

A/N: based on the tiktoks where soulmates can hear each others’ music. i dont think ive seen an imagine like that on here so i thought i’d write one :)) also set in 2010s 

In the Wizarding world, on your thirteenth birthday, you are officially bound to your soulmate. This means different things for different wizards and witches, depending on what they valued. For example, when Blaise Zabini turned thirteen, he was able to see his soulmate in mirrors– fitting considering how self-obsessed he was. 

Draco, however, heard music. You must be obsessed with it, he realised. He found out he was right pretty quickly, waking up to the sound of your playlists muffled in his ears and falling asleep to them too. 

It was always Muggle music too. You must be a half-blood, or even… Merlin forbid, a Muggle-born. Realising that his soulmate wasn’t going to be a pure-blood like his parents had planned, Draco kept the news to himself and worked on his vocabulary. He tried his best to bite his tongue around Granger, ignoring his friends when they made fun of their ‘dirty’ blood.

He didn’t want to hurt you when he got to meet you. 

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“nice face, potter” (part one of unexpected)

“nice face, potter.” three short words that would send you down a different path in sixth year. 

“malfoy, god, do you ever shut up?” you exclaimed back, reaching where luna and harry stood. 

𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁. 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗼𝘆

request; hi! can i request a draco malfoy x gryffindor reader and it’s set in 4th year and the reader is badass and kinda cunning with people that mess with her and one of her friends as a joke is like “wow, i wonder why the sorting hat didn’t put u in slytherin.” and draco overhears this and says something like probably because she would look horrid in green. and then, the reader wears this beautiful green gown to the yule ball and looks amazing and then some fluff. thank you! i hope that made sense

warning/s; i basically did the secret relationship trope with a bunch of fourteen year olds?? but if u squint you can age them up lmao

word count; 2.2k

a/n; it makes sense anon! hope i did ur prompt justice! i really went and had fun w this one and i really like the friendship dynamic i made w dean seamus and lavender? tell me what you think! (guys send me weasley twins requests they’re my forever crushes and i don’t get a lot of requests for them aaaaa)

—  𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍! 𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓!

“Has anyone asked you to the Yule Ball yet, (y/n)?” Lavender Brown asked you in between forkfuls of shepherd’s pie, nudging Dean Thomas who was sat next to her. They both snickered as you scrunched your nose at them mockingly. In one swift movement, you flicked a pea at Lavender and rolled your eyes.

They were constantly teasing you about the fact that no one from your house had the courage to even approach you, much less ask you out to the ball, despite the lot of you being from Gryffindor. Not to mention, even Harry bloody Potter, the chosen one, had commented on the fact that you were more suited to be in Slytherin back when you were second years, when he experienced your ambition and resourcefulness firsthand. And by now it was common knowledge among the four houses that you were practically the serpent among lions.

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