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Hurt Feelings

"I have no idea if I can trust you again."
"What they told me was VERY specific. Why would they lie to me about this?"
"I'm angry and I'm hurt."
"You screwed me over."
"I cannot work with them again."
"Why are you acting this way?"
"I didn't mean to hurt you."
"I'm not going to forget this."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I can't believe they did that..."
"You messed with the wrong person."
"Are you trying to hurt me?"
"Look, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
"I know you're hurting but we have to deal with this..."
"You're an asshole. You know that?"
"I feel sick inside."
"They're lucky I don't take a bat to their head."
"It wasn't about you."
"I'm not doing this. I can't do this."
"I messed up. I know I did."
"I didn't say that..."
"I couldn't sleep last night."
"You haven't heard the last of this."
"We're done."
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mndymilk

weird stuff me and my friends have said pt1

“he gave us a military calender when we moved in.” “that dogs been barking nonstop for like 3 hours and now there’s a bird joining in.” “he’s probably voting for trump.” “my phone tried to autocorrect rip to riot it knows me too well.” “what are them things called again? fire buses?” “the uk needs therapy.” “i’m so angry that i’m happy.” “how am i gonna dab my way out of this situation?” “i have a fetish for respectful young men.” “WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS IT’S LIKE PORN FOR TREES.” “thomas fucking shelby come cut me with your jawline.” “i found a condom in my cats litter tray.” “my dog did four massive shits in a row then had to lay down for like an hour.” “i had to suck a lot of dick to get this url.” “you’re not even funny you’re just sad.” “i blame america.” “i blame trump.” “I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND SHE DIED.” “would you ever have sex with me? in a friend way, though.” “what’re them cats called? the ones that look like a mistake.” “how long is it?”
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kerplunk

Handwriting Asks

Send me a number and I’ll handwrite the answer for you!
1. write your URL
2. write the URL of the person who sent the ask
3. write your blog title
4. write the blog title of the person who sent the ask
5. your name
6. your birthday
7. where you live right now
8. where you were born
9. today’s date
10. current time
11. relationship status
12. the first 5 words that come to your mind
13. your number of followers
14. the number of blogs you’re following
15. the URLs of your tumblr crushes
16. draw your tumblr activity graph :)
17. describe the latest post on your dashboard
18. favorite band(s), musician(s)
19. favorite song(s)
20. favorite lyric(s)
21. favorite album(s)
22. favorite color(s)
23. celebrity crushes
24. favorite food
25. favorite beverage
26. favorite TV show(s)
27. favorite movie(s)
28. favorite actors or actresses
29. describe what you’re wearing right now
30. write something for the person who sent the ask
31. ships?
32. favorite season(s)
33. favorite ice cream flavor(s)
34. a place you wanna go on holiday
35. favorite number
36. favorite meme(s)
37. favorite animal(s)
38. favorite quote(s)
39. a random fact about yourself
40. write your name with your non-dominant hand
41. handwrite a message to your followers
42. something of your choice (specify in ask)
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whateverdun

if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my day better with your tiny gesture.

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I’m always scared that I ship things more than my partners and I don’t wanna be annoying like if u ship something you need to straight up tell me or I will live in a constant state of stress that I’m accidentally forcing s ship on you or something

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Send 👍 if you like my character portrayal; please say why.

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Highschool Sentence Starters

"So... What are you in detention for?"
"I saw you're having a lot of trouble in class. I can tutor you, if you want."
"Can I draw you? It's for an art project and you have the most perfect profile."
"Whoa, wait, you've never been to a real party before?!"
"Don't think I haven't heard you gossiping about me. Do you really think that?"
"Crap! I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going!"
"I'm new, and every other lunch table is full. Can I sit here?"
"Wait, you're a twin? There's TWO of you?"
"Hey! Back off would you?"
"Shut up, I'm trying to hear the teacher."
"I guess we're paired up for the 'robot baby' project. Nice to meet you."
"Why did you just let those bullies do that to you?"
"I don't want to talk about the bullies, okay?"
"You want me to do /what/ with you in the janitor's closet?"
"I'm not breaking into the school files, are you kidding me?!"
"So... wanna make out in some janitor's closet?"
"Does this make us Friends with Benefits?"
"Did you leave this love letter in my locker?"
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reblogged

                                                           indie magenta & indie riff raff                                                          from rocky horror picture show

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