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=================== "I'm not sure about 'friend,' but we do have an awkward bond of sorts. " =================== Prince of Void SLYTHERIN
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databent

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ブォン but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ブォン

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halfwit

Can you make him throw this 🍍

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ブォン

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

Here you go!

💖

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

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gahdamnpunk

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

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why do u guys think intrusive thoughts are shit like “hnnhnnnng Ball” its literally like. unwanted thoughts about poisoning dinner guests or killing your children or incest like its not some Fun Haha Relatable Mental Illness feel! its vey stressful and theyre almost impossible to get rid of

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bustarose

In addition to the ones mentioned its also shit like breaking your own bones or gouging your eyes out or weird fucked up sexual shit that you arent into but the thought just comes out of nowhere and you feel disgusted with yourself even though you know you can’t control it and you know rationally you have absolutely no desire to act on these intrusive thoughts but you can’t help but be disgusted with yourself for the intrusive thoughts being there anyways

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me: okay time to jump into the action scene

me: don’t say it

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me: … “SUDDENLY”

My go-to fixes for this:

  1. but before [Character] could [verb], ACTION!
  2. [Character] was about to [verb] when ACTION!
  3. but no sooner had [something] than ACTION!
  4. but just as [something boring], ACTION!
  5. BANG!/CRASH!/BOOM! ACTION!
  6. “Character dialogue starting some sentence about–” ACTION!
  7. Character’s internal monologue starting some sentACTION!
  8. Narrator starting some– ACTION!
  9. ACTION!

Why extend your readers the courtesy of a ‘suddenly’ except to vary sentence structure?

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I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

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mirukaiam

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

ima just leave these here

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